Skip the Lines at Amusement Parks!
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(32 votes)
Published: Jun 25, 2001 12:00 a.m.
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I had done this for a long time, but it took me until yesterday to get the hang of it. It’s easier to do this on a roller coaster platform.
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LINE CHEATING
First, get in line the regular way (if it’s too long, then scroll down to the next section).Wait in line, get on the ride, and wait for it to finish. When you and the other rule-abiding people get off your train, wait on the exit side of the platform. At a point when the people on your train are leaving, the next batch of people are getting on the train, and the ride attendants and operators aren’t looking (that doesen’t really matter, if they catch you, say you chickened out but decided to ride at the last minute). You probably won’t be able to pull it off more than 3 times (yesterday I set a new record for myself...6 times!) Read section #3 for more on this.
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MORE AGAINST-THE-RULES LINE CHEATING
So you’re too lazy to wait in line...try this! Get in from the exit, if a park worker asks you what you’re doing say you’re waiting for a family member. When the people from the train are getting off, and the new people getting on, find a seat and get in. If you can, continue doing what is in section #1.
I’ve only been able to do this 1 time.
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POTENTIAL PROBLEMS
The ride attendants may get to recognize you when you get back on. It depends from this point, because there may be friendly attendants or mean ones who don’t wanna get fired. So when you get told that you can’t ride anymore, don’t, becuase it may lead to getting your season pass taken or being kicked out of the park. Once, they had to unlock all the restraints just to let me out cuz they found out that I cheated on the lines. I didn’t get punished, but the people riding thought I chickened out, so it was embarrasing.
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HELPFUL HINTS
$When you are lining up normally, skip a few people, start twitching, say something like ’Oh no, not another epilepsy attack!’ The people you skipped will let you stay there.
$Another skipping trick: Skip a few people, if they look at you meanly then stare at them like you were autistic. (Stare even if they don’t look at you.)This is probably the best technique out there.
$When doing the ’transfer’ on #1, (waiting on the platform for the next batch of people), walk around slowly with an autistic look and mumble nonsense. Twitch a little if you want.
$When the attendants recognize you, get off the ride and go to a face painting/temp tattoo/hair color cart. Get your face painted (if you don’t do it on your face it won’t work). Go to the restrooms and do your hair another way. If you have the money you can buy a shirt at the park. Go to the ride and repeat #1 or #2 with your new look.
$When you already have a reputation for skipping lines, the attendants will probably ask you if you cheated or got in line. No matter what, say you were in line. It’s nice if your line/ride neighbors cover for you. Don’t ask them to, it gets them suspicious. Thank them if they did.
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Good luck! |
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