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(32 votes) Published: Dec 09, 2000 12:00 a.m. Viewed 1341 times
Want someone to eat shit? This is an nice little prank. To complete this prank you will need a nice looking box, wrapping paper, plastic utensils (the packaged kind with a napkin, salt and pepper), newspaper, tape, a printed label with your victim’s name and address on it, a printed sign that says EAT SHIT!, and a box to ship the wrapped package in.
First, obtain some shit of some sort (yours or some animal). Place the following in the box: the shit, plastic eating utensils, and the eat shit sign. Wrap the box very nicely with the wrapping paper and a bow. Then put the box in a mailing box and stuff newspaper around the nicely wrapped package to keep it looking nice. Then tape up the box and put the mailing label on it. Take the package to the Post Office in the next town and mail it from there. When the victim gets the package they will think that it is a very nice present, but you know it is not. Tell no one about your package. If you are present when the package arrives, sit back and secretly laugh your ass off!