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(28 votes) Published: Apr 11, 2001 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 595 times
THE CYRUS UNDERGROUND
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Alright, this will be my first post on the pranks. Please check out egg #1538 on How to: ’Escape the police’. Alright, back to the pranking...
Someone made you mad? Do you know where they live? Good.
First off, you’re going to need:
* Packaged Bologna
* 1lb. of White Sugar
* Marbles or Ping-pong Balls
* Wood Glue (or any other strong epoxy that comes in a tube.)
* a long, semi-wide Funnel
The Bologna- This fine processed meat, when bought in air tight packages, contains a preservitive. This preservitive, when exposed to air, will degererate; allowing the meat to decay. This decaying meat will create acids, that can eat away acrylic paint. How to: Just put a slice or five on the hood of your victims car and let it sit over night. Results: Paint will be removed from hood where bologna was placed.
The Sugar- use the funnel to pour a whole pound of sugar into that bitch’s gas tank. S/He deserves it, remember...?
The Ping-pong Ball- NOTE: the P-P ball may or may not fit into the victim’s gas nozzel. Having this object in your gas tank is a bitch. You get about 50 miles down the road, and the gas line gets clogged by the P-P ball, instantly shutting the car down. When the car shuts down, the vacuum in the tank will release the P-P ball, and then gas flow will continue until the ball gets sucked up again. (DANGER: this could be potentially dangerous. If your going 80mph down the interstate, and your car shuts off...). Damage: Major. In order to get the P-P ball, one must remove the entire gas tank.
Glue/Epoxy- Simple. Get a epoxy that has a nozzel that allows the glue to be put into tight spaces. Run the epoxy all along the car door’s seal and edges. The object is to glue the door shut.
All this and you still got beef?! Alright, here’s something that doesn’t take much effort. Remove the victim’s wiper blades. It’ll suck for him when it starts raining, not to mention it’ll scratch the windshield.
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