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(21 votes) Published: May 20, 2001 12:00 a.m. Viewed 167 times
at my high school, during lunch, people used to share the microwave and at least 3 people would be using it at the same time. perfect targets.
get a tupperware, some cat/dog shit, and some food (rice, noodles, etc). put the cat shit at the bottom of the tupperware, with the food on top. once you get to school, stick the tupperware in the microwave with a group of people, and walk as far away as possible, making sure no one notices you (works best at the beginning of lunch when its crowded as hell). if you want, you can mix up the cat shit. let it sit there through a few groups and the thing will eventually explode covering everyone’s food in cat shit. if not, it’ll just stink to high hell and everyone who put their food in will lose their appetite. also, the stench will waft through the cafeteria. have fun.