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(52 votes) Published: Jun 27, 2001 12:00 a.m. Viewed 767 times
Remove the toilet seat from the toilet.
Put toothpaste(sticky, slimy toothpaste) on the toilet seat. Squish! Squish!
Get one of those boullion cubes, made for making soup, and put it in your buddy’s showerhead. A broth bath first thing in the morning can be a real drag.
Every time you go to your mark’s house, put a couple plastic forks, spoons, whatever in the silver ware drawer. Pretty soon they will empty it out and be gin to think thay are nuts.
Staple the cuffs of roomie’s pants together.
In the winter, place extremely large snowballs in front of the doors.
While your roommate is sleeping, place two or three RedHot candies between their teeth and lips. They will wake up with a terrible blister.
Put clear tape on your roomates eyes when they’re sleeping, wake them up, and and ask if they feel all right.
Insert an extremely cheesy CD (preferably Barry Manilow or ABBA) into a friend’s favorite CD case. Make sure that the Cd’s look similar. After they unwit tingly put the CD in without checking, watch their expressions as the room is filled with ’Coppa Cabana’. Continue to switch CD’s as needed.
Take a mini-tape recorder and record the words ’They’re coming for you.’ Turn volume setting to whisper and press play as your friend sleeps. Hide some where inconspicuous.
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