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How To Save Yourself from an Alligator
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Published: Jun 05, 2001 12:00 a.m.
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The first step to saving yourself from an alligator is to jump on its back. If you can’t begin to hit the gator on top of its snout. Doing this will cause the gator to open its mouth. After this is completed, and the gator is still antagonizing you begin to punch it in the face. After you have broken free, run like hell. but do not run in a straight line! the gator follows your every move. Try to run in a more zig-zag style or diagonal, until you have reached saftey. 		 
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B5200
Aug 05, 2006 11:13 am -
if you jump on its back you might as well shove your head in its mouth, ever hear of a death roll


AtlJoker
Aug 06, 2007 4:12 pm -
0*s nub!


LagrothBur
Aug 06, 2007 4:53 pm -
Everything you said is a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!


GrandMasta hief
Aug 06, 2007 5:59 pm -
just use the boots of escaping while rolling 2d6 to do damage


Chris-661
Aug 07, 2007 2:43 am -
ima faviortes this.


c0w_tipp3r
Aug 07, 2007 6:50 am -
ahahahaha wtf?
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