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(34 votes) Published: Jun 18, 2001 12:00 a.m. Viewed 241 times
Here are some things to do if you are bored.
Go buy a univesal remote control. Program it to your nieghbor, friend’s tv, vcr....You get the idea, Fuck with them!
I once went to a dog track that had hundreds of tv s. Now that would have been fun!
Allways keep it with you b/c if you like to do pranks you never know when you will end up in a hospital from a prank that went bad and you have to spend 2 hours in the waiting room watching that one fucking tv with soap operas on it!
When your at the video rental store that has all the movies out on the shelves and the big block buster hit has been rented out, just stick a nasty movie behind the cover! Very seldome do they read the rental video box
This is preaty cool to watch when they show their spose what they found or their reaction when they check out!
When you go to theater to see a movie, bring a plastic spoon with you. buy a bag of skittles, m&ms or reeses pices. sit in the top row and after the lights are down put candy in the spoon and flick them in to the crowd. if you do it right the spoon does all the work, no motion from you is needed. and one candy at a time is better it moves so fast no one can see it. If your ballzy enough yell some cheap line like taste the rainbow! or mmmmmmmmmmgood like E.T.
This ones for the cheap seats!
When your at the gas pumps (most of the time has 3 or 4 pumps at one unit) switch them all around so no mater what pump they pick up none of them work!