this is pretty funny.....read on.
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(29 votes) Published: Jun 30, 2001 12:00 a.m. Viewed 121 times |
ok.whatcha do is, drink a whole lotta water.wait for a while..mebbe 2 hours of straight drinkin.water or beer will work. after Mr. Winky the one-eyed trouser snake is filled up, you can put him in a bottle and let ’er rip. pee a whole lot. me and my friends filled up half of a 2 liter in 5 minutes so that shows what you can do in a longer time. neway, when filled as much as wanted, cap it up tightly, and ride on away from your house (preferrably away from neighborhood). when u see some1 just walkin along (most likely a middle aged person, not young, they’ll whoop ya down) chunk it at them from about 50 feet. try to hit the ground about 5 feet away from them, it’ll splash up on them....HAUL @$$! and fast. you wanna b in and out. it’s hilarious. i did this to some chick and she ran after me and my friend, and we were right outside his house. luckily she was a dumb broad that thought we lived in the storage area. LOLLLLLL.
have fun with this one
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