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(35 votes) Published: Aug 20, 2001 12:00 a.m. Viewed 193 times
WHAT YOU NEED:
STOLEN NEWSPAPER
WD-40
SOME OF YOUR/OR DOG’S SHIT
LIGHTER
AND SOME BODY YOU REALLY HATE
FIRST WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS STEAL A NEWSPAPER
FROM YOUR JACKASS NEIGHBOR. GET THE BAG THAT THE NEWSPAPER COMES IN OR ANY OTHER BAG. THEN GET SOME DOG SHIT OR YOURS AND MAKE SURE IT IS SORT OF SOGGY. STICK THE SHIT IN THE BAG AND IF YOU WANT A BIGGER FX LET IT SIT IN THE SUN FOR A DAY OR TWO AND THEN GO TO YOUR JACKASS NEIGHBORS HOUSE, BETTER AT NIGHT. GET THE WD-40 AND SPRAY IT IN AND OUT OF THE MAILBOX, SPRAY THE SHIT WITH WD-40. GET THE LIGHTER LIGHT IT UP SPRAY MORE WD-40 WHILE IT IS ON FIRE GET SOME POPCORN WATCH AND ENJOY!!!!!!
P.S. IT WILL STINK LIKE HELL IF YOU PUT VINEGAR IN THE BAG AND IF YOU ATE BIG BEAN AND CHEESE BURRITO!!!!
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