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(61 votes)
Published: Dec 25, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes its a g4y! bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." Then the g4y! waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "Whats the name of your d1ck" The cowboy says, "Look, Im not into any of that, All I want is a drink." The g4y waiter says, "Im sorry but I cant serve you until you tell me the name of your d1ck!. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan Just Do It, That guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left. Who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, whats the name of yours?" The man looks back andsays with a smile "Timex," the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin and keeps on ticken!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellss on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "Quality is job One. Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....Like A Rock!" and gives a wink.
Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my d1ck is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked,"Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because its STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN !" |
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 | Jan 17, 2005 10:22 am -
hi |
 | Jan 25, 2005 12:52 pm -
haha |
 | Mar 25, 2006 2:57 pm -
lmao, that’s one of the best jokes i’ve heard! |
 | May 29, 2006 11:44 am -
lmfao thats a cracker |
 | Apr 03, 2007 4:35 pm -
decent joke but WHY THE FUCK IS IT A WASTE OF AN EGG?!? 0* |
 | Aug 18, 2008 7:59 pm -
I have herd this one but its still funny Five Stars |
 | Apr 25, 2009 4:49 pm -
funny 3*s |
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