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Elephant Ex-Lax
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Published: Jul 24, 2001 12:00 a.m.
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Ok, you need:

1. Peanuts with the shell
2. A hundred small wafers of Ex-lax

This takes a real time investment. Make holes in some peanuts big enough to take the nuts out of the shell and still leave a hollow container. Melt some Ex-lax in a double boiler. Pour the Ex-lax into the shells and let it cool off. You’ll need to figure a way to keep the nuts standing up, and strips of foam work very well.
_____stripoffoam_______
ooooooopeanutsooooooo
_____stripoffoam_______

After it cools off and solidifies, you have Ex-lax peanuts. Jam them in a baggie. Go to the zoo and buy a bag of peanuts. Go to the bathroom and dump all the peanuts out of the bag that you bought. Take out the ones with the laxatives in them and shove them in the zoo’s official peanut bag so they look like regular peanuts. Scan for cameras. Feed the elephants. It might take all day, but eventually you could get the stupid beast slap full of Ex-lax. Works faster with monkeys but you might as well think big! Stick around or come back the next morning to see what happens. I think this would be freakin hilarious if somebody took the time to actually do it. 		 
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