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Well, it’s quite easy really. Find a dog, fenced in preferably. Walk up to the fence and insert your penis into a knot in the fence. Begin to urinate on the dog, and watch the reaction. Verbal taunts are always good. Make sure your penis isn’t sticking out enough that the dog can bite it, or else you girlfriend or boyfriend won’t be pleased. Now to finish off, pinch a steamer at the base of the fence. Doing so will send a message to the dog, and it’s owner.