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(32 votes) Published: May 19, 2005 8:43 a.m. Viewed 173 times
This is another installment in pissing off annoying kids. The last ones were about Kim and Travis, if you havent read those amazing classics, then read them....OR DIE! Now, i know i said they were all about Kim, but he moved back to Korea, and i havent been to Travis’ house in a while. So, i found a new victim. This guy named Spencer. He’s one of the emo kids that wears girl pants and stands in a circle laughing about when their next terrible show is going to play. He’s in a band called The Difference Between Romantic and Rhuematic. Although they have a queer name, they are pretty heavy, they can thrash. But...they suck. You cant understand the vocals, their guitarist plays one note throughout the entire show, no matter what cover it is. They suck. But i’ve found ways to piss them off. One fine day, in the blazing sun Spencer approached me. His skin tight pants looked so goddamn gay my buttcheeks involuntarily clenched together so nothing could get in. He stopped, looked and began to speak. "Did you say my band sucked?" What did i say? Yes. He asked and i told him girls dont make good musical artists. Theres only a few that can and have and Evanescence isnt a band i am using as an example. He asked me why i said that and i asked him why he wears girl pants. Never get off this subject. Its their biggest most obvious weakness. He said they were comfy. Ask him if he likes to shop for bras and panties. Just continue on the girl clothing and ask why he thinks girl pants are comfy. I mean, what man in his right mind thinks girl pants are comfy to wear? Besides wanting to show off your large package, you shouldnt wear them. Only 80’s metal bands can pull that off, like Metallica, Kiss. Only they can. So now hes mad, just at one thing....you dont like his pants. He might pull a "whats so special about your pants? Metallica sucks, you have bad taste in music" I have bad taste? I dont listen to a guy who lost his girlfriend(something that happens to most guys) with a bunch of gays playing in the background crying for the singer. Fags, get over it. Cant you accept the fact that she is a whore and you dont need her? He should be a tad bit more pissed cause you’re holding strong on your musical and clothing apparel preferences. Now, hes gonna try to scare you, say something more on his pants. Hes gonna make a low growl and say shut up. Thats why his band sucks. Cause they have a terrible vocalist. Now, he should be furious, but dont worry, fags dont fight, they’re too girly. So you should leave with a mark of a few insults and blinded eyes from his skin tight pants causing you the worst eye sore that could be possibly comprehended. He should storm off now, mad at the fact that he knows guys and girl pants dont mix...unless they’re fags. Now that he has returned to go cope with his friends and let them comfort him saying they love him or other queer activities they do. Good Job! You pissed off an emo kids with relative ease!
I know this one sucked, but as soon as i own some more kids in school, ill send them to you all. Clamor my friends...clamor.
May 19, 2005 10:37 am - dude i know what your talkin about...i have a few in my school....they are the "hardcore" kids...the straight edge fags who listen to horrible music....man the music is terrible...but any way these kids wear the girl pants and the studded belts backwards and part their hair to one side of their face and dye the tip blonde....they get on me nerves....cocky fags
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