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How to grow GOOD pot

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Published: Aug 21, 2001 12:00 a.m.
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Not quite that easy... I mean.. any jerk off can grow pot but not GOOD pot... anyway.. to start ’em off you’ll need

about 10 good (dark pot seeds)
a paper towl
spray bottle with water
a dark room

Cut the paper towl into 10 peices... wet the peices down really good... put the seed on the paper towl.. fold and put somewhere warm and dark for a few days till the seeds sprout.

*Planting*
you will need

a small see-through plastic cup for every sprout
potting soil (NOT dirt from your back yard)
mirical grow

but before you plant the sprouts you will need to get your planting room ready, for this you will need

aluminum foil
a large cardboard box (or fish tank)
ultraviolet lights (can usually be purchased at pet stores)
a spray bottle with water

first you will need to line the inside of the box or tank with foil...
then you need to put the UV light at the top of the box.. the easiest way to do this is to get a small lamp and put the lamp (with the shade off) on a shelf above the box. anyway once you’re growing room is ready.. you can plant

wash the cups with hot water... fill them 3/4 with loose soil... carefully put the sprout down in the soil.. cover lightley.. water...

put the cups into the box.... turn on the uv light for about 3 hours... off for 2 hours.. on again for another 3 hours... water as ofen as needed.. use your judgement.. they soil should always be moist but not soaking wet...

when you see little plants shooting up, you’ll want to start misting them about ever hour with the sprayer.... also mix up the WEAKEST miracle grow soulution and feed ’em once a day..

you want to keep a close eye on the uv light and make sure you mist your plants often... i’ve already fried a couple plants by putting the light too close or forgetting to turn it off..
plus.. pot grows best in a warm, moist place with direct sunlight..

so there you go... the best homegrown weed..
 

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