May 12, 2008 7:13 am - WHEN SEXINESS BECOMES A CURSE Today i got out early and while walking home, a very old woman invited me back to her house after i helped her up when she fell (me being a very helpful person). The moral of the story is, never help anyone when your as sexy as me. Even if you see them fall, walk on. Better to let them die of a broken hip than to endues such trauma.
Apr 12, 2008 7:53 am - WOW! I’ve never heard a more original line in my life. If I was that homeless man I would have told you that Jesus loves your mom. He would have loved your whore babylon sister, but he didn’t have $5, and he thinks your a waste of space. :D
Aug 14, 2005 6:05 am - War Against The Bees This is my story of my war against the bees outside my house.
We were out clearing the garden and we came across a bees nest. There were a shitload of them flying out everywhere, and they were like ’BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ rsquo;.
Obviously, we ran.
A slight problem was realised at this point. The nest was right outside the door.
Anyway, we decided to get the experts. We phoned two exterminators, and both said that they only did inside jobs. We phoned another, but he said that disturbing bees nests was illegal. Something about bees being important for agriculture.
Anyway, they had to go. I logged on to re, and asked what to do. Some pretty good suggestions came. Fire and smoke bombs.
We couldnt use fire, because that would set fire to the house.
I decided to try the smoke bomb. It seemed to work, but then they all came out, and they seemed pretty pissed. The smoke blew away after a while and they were still there.
After a while, we decided to go and buy stuff to kill them. We got a load of stuff for killing wasps. We were worried that it wouldnt work on bees.
The plan was: run at the nest with a spade and spray cans, break it up and spray like theres no tomorrow.
It worked! now there are no bees.
