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Beat a drug test
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Published: May 30, 2005 3:15 p.m.
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These are my favorite ways to pass a drug test. I made an egg before that was copied. this one it the improved version.

Dilution in the bladder:

When you takea piss test for weed, you can just pour water out of the bottle in to the test container. The doctors of p.o. officer will check for chemicals only found in urine.

Many people drink lots of water before a test, it will allow you to urinate mostly water and a little watse, making it hard for the tester to see the drugs in the piss. I recommend drinking 1 gallon an hour if you really need to pass it. It will make you puke but keep going. I found that it is easy to drink this water if you eat spicy foods like habenero peppers. The water wont sooth the burn from the peppers so you will keep drinking. Chug untill you feel like you are going to die, then get pickle juice or milk to sooth the burning. Also it help to eat dairy products such as cheese or yogurt.


Niacin:

Niacin is a "dietary supplement". It is used to flush the body of impurities. It can be found for around 10$ at a pharmacy. It usually comes in a medium sized brown or white package. There is no need to buy multiple bottles, you will only need about 8 pills out of the 60 tyhat are in the bottle. To make sure you habve the right kind, open it up and look inside. It should be a clear capsule with little white beads inside.

To figure out the right doseages, you might be around my weight, 130. I take a series of 8 pills right before i go to sleep. This is because it makes you fell pretty shitty. You might get a small fever and break out into a rash and itch. This is normal. If you fell extremely crappy contact a physician or something.Don’t take more than 2 a day.

I hope this helps you beat the bladder cops. These are just the most easy and effective ways in my opinion.

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OriginalHellsBells
May 30, 2005 4:36 pm -
never do this

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I found that it is easy to drink this water if you eat spicy foods like habenero peppers


the water works as a catilist whihc makes it worse drink milk and yes this is good three stars


Clegg
May 31, 2005 6:40 am -
Never been tested....yet.....but this looks like it would work....habenero peppers are the hottest pepper in the world, pretty good too....listerene gets the spicy out of your mouth....

oh yeah 5*


Pooter
Jun 01, 2005 1:34 pm -
5 stars!!


Imaidiot1213-4383
J n 15, 2005 1:09 am -
all you have to do is drink a little bit of bleach water it will clean out your system you can get stone and do that and be cleand out the same day


SiK-62
Dec 06, 2006 9:42 am -
Water will just dilute it, it won’t rid the toxins of youre’ system. Niacin can work, but like you said it may make you break out or flush your’ skin.


ROCK-
Dec 26, 2006 2:53 pm -
stunned 5*
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