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(28 votes) Published: Aug 25, 2001 12:00 a.m. Viewed 438 times
When I was little, my parents would never let me used the toy swords the way I wanted. A while ago, my friends and I bought a bunch of toy swords and armor and enhanced them to make them more durable(painful). Go take the shit and just have at each other. You get a lot of bruises and cuts at first, but eventually you’ll get good and the fights will be really impressive. It sounds retarded, but it’s amazingly fun and the reactions you can get are f_ucking great. Some people are threatened and scared, while sometimes you can gather an audience who will cheer and boo.
When that keeps happening, you should start coming up with a story or something and have funny accents. We’ve been called a lot of things, but you can’t knock it till you tried it.