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Have Fun With The Mall Santa

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Published: Jun 02, 2005 7:22 p.m.




-Go up to Santa and ask how often he molestes his elves
-Tell him he’s a fake then run away screaming and crying
-Ask him for a boyfriend or girlfriend
-Ask Santa if your contagous throat cancer will ever be cured
-Walk up to him in a santa suit and jump on his lap and say " Ho,Ho,Ho what do you want for Christmas"
-Tell him that a Santa tried to kill you once and when he makes a move kick him and run
 

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lupe_the_bbg_whore

Jun 02, 2005 7:26 pm -
this is gay. just in time for xmas too


MetallicA-1703

Jun 02, 2005 7:49 pm -
meh.. some are pretty funny...i like the contagious throat cancer one.


TheAmazingJim-Jim

Jun 02, 2005 7:50 pm -
it so you have you have time to hink about and come with better ones before the holiday season


conman1111

Jun 02, 2005 7:57 pm -
thats nice to know in the june.


nidias

Jun 02, 2005 8:19 pm -
or you could just throw a filmm canister bomb at him explosives are way more fun that shit like this


TeamAssociated

Jun 02, 2005 9:31 pm -
That shit is funny. Aren’t you a little bit old to sit on Santa’s lap? 5*.


CreepingDeath

Jun 02, 2005 10:40 pm -
why you would post this in june is beyond everyone here


Kraven-3067

Jun 02, 2005 11:28 pm -
yah its june just in time for fucking christmas buddy


TheAmazingJim-Jim

Jun 03, 2005 9:19 am -
kraven we are buddies now wow thanks


TheAmazingJim-Jim

Ju 03, 2005 9:19 am -
what a pal


EXX

Dec 03, 2005 12:22 am - another good Xmas game
Ok Here is how its done you get all of your friends together and divide into groups preferably 3 people in each group and hit the streets as it nears christmas make sure you stock up on redbull and caffine pills for the night will be long.

After breaking down into groups of three each group MUST have a car and with that car starting at 9:00pm you will drive around stealing a baby jesus from EVERY house with a baby jesus in the front of it. Team with the most or highest scoring baby jesuses win.

Score goes as follows
Junky plastic baby jesus= 1 pt
wooden baby jesus= 2 pt
Stone baby jesus= 3 pt
any BLACK baby jesus =10 pt ( very very rare i only got one)

NOTE= you may want to bring bolt cutters cause belive it or not this wasnt just my brilliant idea apparently people have been doing it for a while and people caught on and started chaining their babys to the ground HAHA anyway have fun and happy hunting.

OHHH I ALMOST FORGOT THE NIGHT AFTER THE HEIGHT YOU BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-----RA ICAL EXX---------------------- -


--Jotto--

Apr 09, 2006 8:39 am -
It’s not bad...i guess...

EXX-that is hilarious!!!


Tanker-8451

No 18, 2006 11:55 am -
i vshould try that. i always used to sit on his lap (im friggin 15 thats sad) and spill coffee on him!


Destroyer-6487

Dec 13, 2006 7:24 am -
cool.I will give you a four.


CDizz

Dec 19, 2006 11:20 am -
this blows. how is this even a high rating


MrSwak

Jul 16, 2007 9:57 am -
Your a dumb ass.
CANCER isnt contagious.
And these just plain arent funny.

 


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