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(108 votes) Published: Jun 08, 2005 4:48 p.m. Viewed 831 times
I don’t care who you are or where you live, EVERYONE has an annoying neighbor that pisses them off. Here are some ways to return the favor.
1. Walk around your house naked
2. Pour salt on their lawn
3. Play porn REALLY loud
4. Spraypaint their cat,dog, whatever
5. soap stuff on their car
6. Put shit under thier tires (good joke stores have fake roadkill)
7. Put shit in their mailbox
8. REALLY put shit in their mailbox
9. Put rotting food in their bushes or under their porch
10. Set fire to part of their lawn "accidentaly"
11. Don’t shovel your walk, mow your lawn, rake your leaves (this REALLY pisses of my neighbor!)
12. Fake a domestic dipute at 6 in the morning
13. Once your neighbor starts talking to you about these things, tell him/her that their "starting to piss you off"
...and remember the most important rule, DON’T GET CAUGHT!
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Sep 19, 2007 9:59 am - I like the putting rotting food under their bushes. I have assholes for neighbors (see my blog), so that is a nice idea. Plus, I do No. 1 regularly. 5*