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(146 votes) Published: Jun 21, 2005 8:00 a.m. In 12 Favorites Lists Viewed 2676 times
Squirrel Hunting
This is a complete guide on how to squirrel hunt.
Uses: Squirrel hunting might be:
1. A way to relive stress
2. Fun
3. To get food
4. To get rid of those annoying squirrels in your back yard
Areas: Squirrels live in mostly foresty places such as a backyard full of trees. Sometimes they can be found at parks or in little woody areas also.
Characteristics: They are very fast animals when they want to be.
They can also scratch you like a bitch.
They can get spooked easily.
They are always hungry.
~Now that you know a little about your enemies, you are ready to kill them! ~
Weapons: You will need a weapon that is powerful to cause a small amount of pain to a human to have it hurt a squirrel or kill it. I would suggest a:
1. Paintball Gun
2. BB Gun
3. Pellet Gun
Real guns might work but they will royally F the squirrel up so id much rater use numbers 1, 2 or 3.
Bait: I have made a squirrel bait that my friend’s dad taught us when we were we tots.
It is pretty easy to make…
Here are the ingredients:
-Apple bits (one apple)
-Wood shavings or saw dust (one cup)
-Crayon bits (3-4 crayons)
Take this and mix it up a little. Now go to the place where you want to snipe them and make a little hole in the ground and place the whole batch of bait in there. For some reason the squirrels love this shit. Its like squirrel crack.
Clothes: When I squirrel hunt I wear my camo gear. This helps so that the squirrels can’t see you, even if they look at you. They will be busy eating the bait that they won’t see you also. Even though this may not serve that big of a purpose, it’s still more fun to dress in camo.
Sniping Points: When you are ready to get a good squirrel, you need to find yourself a good place to snipe. I’ve tried lying down on the ground stomach down but they tend to see you moving and reloading. That’s why now I lay on my stomach on the roof of my house or shed. They rarely look above then when they are too focused on eating. It is easier for other reasons like making noise and moving around often.
No you should be ready to snipe yourself some squirrels!
NOTE: only eat the squirrel if you are either a:
1. Poor bastard.
2. Lost in the wild.
Jun 21, 2005 7:48 pm - SOOO NICE MAN YOUR MY IDOL !!! IN FAVORITE IMMEDIATELY IM TRYING IT RLY SOON !!! 5* VERY NICELY EXPLAINED N VRY FUNNY ! BEST EGG I EVER SEEN
Jun 22, 2005 5:23 pm - Ok pretty good Hunting is condsidered a sport,one which i very much enjoy but to keep it as humane as possible do one of the following:Do not choose to hunt with a BB gun or paintball gun a good airgun or real gun has to do. If you can help it shoot the squirrel right in the head. I once shot one right in the head and it hit a nerve and danced for ages. Also be sure to load up again to take it from its misery.
Also if you can....eat the squirrels....tastes quite nice and i only kill what i will eat. No i am not poor, i just simply find this as part of the hobby too...i also collect some of the tails if they r nice...happy hunting!
ul 10, 2005 8:55 pm - i love blowing squrils away but i dont give a shit if they die quick or slow i hate squrils to the greatset ecstent their only purpose is food and u know what i just gave a stay dog his first meal in 3 daYS so i think im doing some good plus they carrie deseases and their r more squrils in north america then there r humanes in the world like i give a shit if i take out .000000000001 percent of their population
ps.shot then in the fucking heart or head wait when they r eatin when they look up and glance around to blow their faces off
Jan 12, 2006 10:41 pm - It’s about time someone put those damn squirrels in their place. In russia a pack of squirrels went wild and ate a dog. We need to blow them away before it’s too late!
Jan 20, 2006 1:56 pm - I can’t help a natural urge to want to completely annihilate all squirrels. No matter where I am, if I see a squirrel, I’m off. I don’t care if they’re faster than me. Those cheeky bastards think they’re so smart.
Feb 15, 2006 3:32 pm - hate squirrles i hate squirlles!! hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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