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(79 votes) Published: Jun 21, 2005 2:44 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 833 times
Ahh. Vaseline. Good ol’ petroleum jelly
1) Coat your roomy’s deodorant with Vaseline.
He will either a) realize he has something disgusting on his armpit or b) smell incredibly bad later when he has no deodorant on
2) This is old, but coat the toliet seat, doorknob, random objects, keyboard, faucet handles, or alarm clock buttons (nice surprise in the morning) with the stuff.
3) Icy Hot is also a good variation on the toliet seat.
4) Put it between your sleeping roommate’s toes. This sounds weird, but his brain, once he senses the substance, will make him continually rub his toes together all night. Since his brain is concentrating on this and not getting any sleep, he should be pretty tired the next day.
Aug 24, 2005 1:12 pm - I tend to like pranks more that are simple and cheap like this one.
A rather more adult variation that I know of I heard from this one friend of mine-- he used to live with about five other guys in a huge basement apartment. One of their roomies was this guy they called "Spewie" because he spent time almost every day calling 976 numbers and whacking off. He was sort of lazy so he would never clean up after himself; he kept a jar of vaseline and a thing of baby powder next to the phone in his room, and once he’d spooked on the floor he would simply throw baby powder on it. (Yuchh...) So he always had baby powder on his shoes and he left tracks through the house.
One day my friend got kinda tired of this and put some of that capcasin cream (sort of like Icy Hot but the base of it is the same peppers they make pepper spray out of and it stings like hell if you get it on your sensitive areas) in Spewie’s jar of vaseline and mixed it in good, which did put kind of a damper on the 976 calling.
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