drunks and deep heat do mix
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(54 votes)
Published: Jun 23, 2005 7:37 p.m.
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not sure if this had been posted before but im gonna post it
well we did this at a party was kinda fun
what you will need
deep heat or similar product
condoms, extra large are best
camra
seamen or something that looks like it
someone wanting to kick the crap out of something
rubber gloves
dildo/vibrator/vegetable the size of a penis
ok, when you find a passed out drunk person at a party put on your rubber gloves, fo a laugh you can some thing stupit like, "ok boys, im going in"
pull down the drunks pants and laugh at his retarded ass.
next, put some deep heat on you fingers and massage his ass hole, if your feeling game, massage inside his ass.
*note* you have have to massage it in for the greatest effect
now, get some jizza/seame/cum/sprog/spunk whatever you want to call it in that condom, please not this could be ery enjoyable if you do it correctly, ie, fuck someone, cum, then use that.you can put it between their ass cheeks or for the best effect put it in their ass hole.
now the fun part, kick the crap out of their ass, this makes if feel like they have been thrusted, alot.
now, for some fun. get you penis like object and put it up their ass, you may need to remove the condom. make it look like they are holding it and take photoes, if you are really game, get someone to really take them up the ass. photoes are best, if you have a polaroid camera you can leave the pics around them so they can see them when they wake up.
so go knock yourself out and have fun
please comment and rate this egg
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 | Jun 23, 2005 7:46 pm -
im not going to touch no guys ass, and even worse, shove my hand up his ass. GAY |
 | Jun 23, 2005 7:50 pm -
thats why you can be demi drunk or get a chick to do it, you can do it to a chick as well if you want, i never specified if you had to do it to a dude or a girl |
| Jun 23, 2005 8:11 pm -
Quote: next, put some deep heat on you fingers and massage his ass hole, if your feeling game, massage inside his ass. |
 | Jun 24, 2005 4:51 am -
or you could just find a gay guy to fuck em....yeah thats kinda creepy.....but whatever tickles your pickle |
 | Feb 15, 2006 8:07 pm -
massaging someones ass my be alittle too much but ill give you a 5 cause its funny |
 | May 24, 2006 7:33 pm -
scared for life the pranker and the prankee |
 | Jan 03, 2008 8:39 pm -
You’d hafta be pretty fucked up to do that.
But I gave you 5 because it made me laugh that you spel semen, seamen. ^.^ |
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