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Published: Jun 24, 2005 1:52 p.m.
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Ther was once a woman who was pregnant with triplets.
She went to the store, and on her way home was shot three times in the stomach. She went to the doctor and he said he couldnt take the bullets out, and that 1 bullet had went into each child, but they would be ok. The bullets would naturally come out of the children later. Anyway, 10 years later, one child came running into the room shouting "MUM, MUM! I SHIT AND A BULLET CAME OUT!". then the next child came in shouting "MUM, MUM! I SHIT AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" Then the third came in screaming. The mum said "let me guess. You shit and a bullet came out.". The little boy said "No, i was wanking and i shot the dog!" 		 
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TheAmazingJim-Jim
Jun 25, 2005 10:50 am -
if she got shot 3 times in the stoumach dont you think one kid at least would die


pablothepyro-2309
Jul 11, 2005 9:25 pm -
yea for real i mean its still tecnectly a fetus lol the baby would die


equal
Aug 29, 2005 6:43 am -
r wat eva fucket up person


equal
Aug 29, 2005 6:46 am -
they piss and a bullet comes out dom fuc


Spook69
Nov 28, 2005 5:06 am -
what a load of shit 0


Torch
Jul 17, 2006 2:15 am -
It’s a fuckin joke you idiots. its not supposed to be god damn realistic cuz if the lady got shot three times shed be pretty fucked too. i like it 5 *


Torch
Jul 17, 2006 2:15 am -
It’s a fuckin joke you idiots. its not supposed to be god damn realistic cuz if the lady got shot three times shed be pretty fucked too. i like it 5 *
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