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(85 votes) Published: Jun 27, 2005 5:52 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 1216 times
PARKING LOT FUN
I saw a handicapped parking spot the other day and thought of this.
Find a large parking lot. I would suggest a mall or an arena right before a big game.
You will need:
1. A can of blue spray paint.
2. A cripple stencil.
3. Balls
To make the cripple stencil you need a large sheet of paper, a large poster board or a table cover. Draw and cut out a semi-legitamate looking cripple picture that they have painted on the handicapped spots.
Take your gear to the parking lot and find a place where there are handi-capped parking spots. Paint the spot next to it with the sign you made and the two lines parallel to the white lines. Do as many spots as you can with this. but don’t make it look too suspicious, (don’t paint them all over the parking lot. Make them in a sort of "handi-capped section". Also do them near the building because, people like to park as close as posssible. When they are dry, they will stay there for a good year, (unless someone washes them off.)
When games day comes along or the mall opens up, the customers will be frantic trying to get the best spot. There will be mayhem in the parking lot when a bunch of spots are reserved for cripples. Sit back on a curb and watch the people get pissed as hell.
Jun 28, 2005 3:02 am - what i would do is a few nights before a big even ur guna go to....get a thick peice of rubber a few days vefore....spray it blue and put the cripple dude on it...reserve ur own spot...then when the time comes...take it and pick it up and put it in ur car
Aug 22, 2005 11:58 pm - wtf?!?! LAME... dude. nobody would even notice if there are like 5 more handicapped spaces. you should spray over the regular ones then spray some of those crippled dudes way in the back of the lot oh yeah... I almost forgot 0* lame
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