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(38 votes) Published: Jun 27, 2005 8:59 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 429 times
okay i did sum shoplifting eggs but since doint hem i broke into a few houses in a drunken spur so yeh thought i’d give sum tips n shizznit on burglaries
1. DO NOT DO BURGLARIES UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCHOHOL
i did this the first few times because i couldnt work up the courage utherwise and it almost resulted in me gettin caught
2. WEAR GLOVES
in most cases with those cheapass 10 cent each plastic gloves u shud wear two pairs as the thinones may still eave fingerprints
3. PLAN IT
do not just walk past a hosue at night or day or wateva n think ’im gona rob this house’ as it will most likely result in the gettin caught of yourself
okay take everyhting u need in a bag, wear a hoody, all black clothes (at night anywayz) n maybe even a mask if the occupants of the house are home
it might be an idea to learn to pick locks ya nkow cuz if u dont break a window they might not even find out their house was burglarised. that takes ages to learning to pick locks i only learnt cuz my cousin is a locksmith so yeh just take an item in which u plan to smash the window
DO NOT LEAVE THE ITEM THAT U SMASH THE WINDOW WITH BEHIND
take everyhting with u okay
okay now enter the house dont take anything big just jewlrey, cash, alchohol if u were off ya face like me (needed more) n yeh good stuff dvd’s cd’s yeh
leave, n make sure nobody see’s u leave obviosly, and where ya hoody n mask if ya got 1
DO NOT LEAVE ANYTHING BEHIND
make sure u did this robbery far away from ur own house dont do it down ur own fukin street okay
its best to have a friend waiting outsie to tell u if sum1 comes or anything like that
if u got stuff u plan to sell sell it miles away like a few towns away utherwise u’ll probly get caught. its best to sell it privately to people
anwyayz thats it i dunno why i wrote this i was just bored
Jun 27, 2005 9:05 pm - You know what i think? I should just take my silenced 9mm and slaughter everyone in the house then load up everything in a van. Thanks for you inspiration man. (sarcasm). The hardest part of doing this is MAKING SURE EVERYONE IS GONE! Or asleep. If asleep be very careful and sneaky. And dont be high or drunk. And make sure only your eyes are visible.
Jun 27, 2005 9:15 pm - nice egg man.. common sense but a good reminder for when i hav a house 2 take care of.. ill giv ya 5 and keep it in me fav’s for later notice.
Jun 27, 2005 11:17 pm - GOOD HINTS. And yes it is possible for fingerprints to come thru 1 pair of latex gloves as i have heard this from other criminals but not experimented to see if it is true.4/5.
Jun 28, 2005 4:31 am - yeh sorry 1 hint i forgot to say which is really important:
HOW TO KNOW IF ANYONE IS HOME
okay this is important n easy. go up to the front door and knock, if sum1 comes out, the place is obviously occupied haha, so when they come out, just say sumthin like: "is jake here" or any random name, n then they say "nah sorry u got the wrong house" and u fuk off out of there
and if noone answers then rob the place blind!!!!!!!!!!!!
ep 24, 2005 10:46 pm - lol ok there is this guy I know and he hated me for a long time and fucked with my mind. Few months ago he moved into his own house (I know where). I watched him for few days and discovered that he comes from work at 3pm. I desired to rob his house. It was summer so I only worried about the regular people going to work and that’s between 6 to 8 so I took one day to see if any one will come out after 7. I waited until 9 that day and didn’t see anyone. The next day I came at about 7:30 in the morning and credit-carded his back door (worked like a charm). Came inside and stole his X-Box, CDs, DVDs, DVD player, $300, 2 golden rings, gold chain, and a 4 (weed). Than sneaked out the back door where few blocks away was my car. I wore gloves and everything so till this day he sees me and has no idea that I was the one who stole from him.
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