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(55 votes) Published: Jun 28, 2005 9:36 a.m. Viewed 711 times
Ok well everyone around my school always steals lunch ever since the 8th grade..and as far as I know I was the only one who didn’t get caught all year and most of my freshman year aswell. Now the normal theif would take a snack slip it in his pocket and try to walk away without attracting attention. I am not the normal theif. even in my early years I was praised for my thieving techniques for coming up with full proof ways, like bringing a brown bag so It looks like I packed my own lunch, stuffing it with goods and walking away. But here is the technique that got me free lunch for 2 years.
First enter caf normally for people buying lunch, pick a tray and load it with what ever you want to steal. now go to the checkout line and kind of keep to peoples backs, and work your way to the front. Stand a close distance to the register to not draw sucpicion but just out of the register workers sight..kind of behind them and look like you are waiting, as the next person pays for their lunch walk away with them..it helps if it is your friend but even if not atleast make it look like your striking up a conversation and then wave good bye and join your freind at your table. I did this from eighth grade all the way till the last quarter of my freshman year when I only got because a soup nazi (lunch lady) saw me throw and extra sausage on my breakfast sandwhich and at breakfast I dont even do this I just walk out the door and she noticed this as she came to confront me...that landed me three days OSS (my school takes that shit seriousley) and while serving that I had a litlle problem with a rifle and my school bus....im not in school anymore...hope you can all use this
Jun 28, 2005 5:14 pm - i dont know if this is exactly wat u were trying to say but, bring a brown lunch bag into the line not letting anybody see it, then take a tray and take wat u want, then transfer the tray food into ur bag, now replace the tray like u changed ur mind about lunch, now just walk out naturally
Jun 29, 2005 6:28 pm - the brown bag thing was, we used to have 2 lunch lines one for main course and 1 for alternate sandwitches (good stuff) I would enter the alternate line (noone was ever there) fill it with friend chicken sandwitches (the best thing they had) and walk out like I olnly took the lunch line to talk to a mate...even sold the sandwitches like 75% off school price
Sep 04, 2005 10:15 pm - i used to do the same shit hey this is pretty good but i got busted doing this so i had to pay for my lunch and i gota 4 hour detention
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