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Have u ever wanted to put out those street lights and see what it would be like to live in total darkness? Me neither, but im going to tell you how anyway.
Right, first of all, you could just shoot them with a bb gun or whatever. Thats effective, but it leaves glass evrywhere. My way is better. If you look at the lights, you should see a metal plate near the bottom. Lift this away and you will see some wires. Now get your lighter, set the plastic coatings on the wire on fire, and replace the plate. After a few minutes, the light will go out. This works on the lights in my street, but it might not work on lights in other countries.
Jul 04, 2005 9:20 am - Land of the Jockeys
All jockeys (chanting): Freaks, freaks, freaks!
All jockeys: We are the jockeys, jockeys are we.
We live underground in a fiberglas tree.
Jockey 1: Hah!
Jockey 2: Ooo!
Jockey 3: Haha!
Jockey 3: ’tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme,
Jockey 4: on toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Jockey 5: But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Jockey 6: Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer (spoken): What do you want me to do?
Jockey 7: Your horse must lose.
Homer (spoken): My horse must lose?
Jockey 7: No win!
Jockey 8: No show!
Jockey 3: No place!
Jockey 4: Just lose the stinkin’ race.
Homer (spoken): And what if I refuse to lose?
Jockey 7: We’ll eat your brain.
Homer (singing): My horse must lose!
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