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(109 votes) Published: Jul 05, 2005 8:32 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1692 times
So, my first egg. Thought I’d start with a couple of classic pranks, easy to pull, not too serious. For the most part, anyway.
1. Salting: Salting someone’s water. This is easiest at a restaurant, especially with a lot of people. Hell, they’ll help you even without you asking. First, casually divert your victim’s attention away from the table. Don’t try any of those retarded "Look! An airplane!" or that sorta jazz. Just turn around and challenge him to read a sign, check out a waitress, whatever.And while he/she is concentrated on something else (make sure its for at least a full minute, grab the salt, which you should already have set up at your reach, and pour into the water. You can get someone to stir it for you, you’ll probably get caught if you try to stir too. I mean, people will see, and as long as there’s no rat, it’;ll go fine. If the water clouds, then to minimize suspision, pour some in your own cup. Hell, anything for a laugh, eh? Then if he/she doesn’t touch the water, propose a toast. REal casually. Let’s just hope you’re a good actor/ess.
2. The manaquin exchange: You can do this at a mall or just a clothes store, whatever. Pick clothes, dress a random manaquin and for added affect, start talking to it or making out with it. Great for the attention-craving idjit. Not as satisfying since you have no victim, but fun nonetheless. You can draw faces on them too. Fun!
3. Fake letters: I actually pulled this in the first grade and ended up having to clean the whole classroom afterwards. OKay, so you begin by gathering information. Just pick a random person from a random place. It can be anybody as long as your victim can contact but doesn’t know the person. Write a letter. A love letter, anything. Then either slip it into her (I pulled it on this big girl in my class)bag or desk. Ask that he/she meet you somewhere, preferably... You know. Okay, so I don’t have the whole thing planned. Shoot me with your potato launchers and homemade bazookas.
4. Bag your pee and spill it in the ball pits at Chuck E. Cheeses. Just kidding.
5. Replace someone’s shampoo with whatever. Simple enough. But be sure to leave enough of that shampoo (especially if it’s colored like Pert) so that the liquid that you are replacing the shampoo with is at least the same shade. Oh, and be careful with clear bottled stuff.
6. Hotels. Ah, where do I begin? Okay, here’s one. Sure, you’re gonna have to go through some trouble... But what the hey. Okay, so you’ll need some tissuepaper, a couple of those creepy halloween cutouts, tape, spray silicone, a couple of those sharp fishing weights (you can improvise I’ll say how later), string, and someoptional paint or any of that sorta stuff. Okay, so... I guess this would work better at a motel, since it’s creepier... OKay, anyhow. Let’s start with the bathtub. OKay, so take the paper cutout stuff. MAke sure it’s not any of that cheesy jack-o-lantern crap. If you can’t find anything really scary, then draw/paint over one and make it scarier or make your own. Your choice. Okay, anyhow, Tape the top of the cutout on the ceiling of the bathtub so that if let down, it faces the shower head. So with that taped up, punch two holes at the bottom of the cutout that it hangs on the bottom when let down. Okay, now coat the cutout with the silicone. Then hold the cutout up so that it you remove your hand, it falls down to face the shower head. Okay now, hold the cutout up and cover it with the tissue paper (preferably the same color as the ceiling)and tape it on to the ceiling. Now, when someone comes in to take a how shower, the water and the steam should wet the tissue paper and the weights would cut through it, making the cutout fall and scare the crap out of the shower-er.
Plus, tape the cutouts at random windows so that when someone draws the curtains, you know. Or if you want, you can take glow in the dark paint and paint pictures on the ceiling. You can do this, place mayo-flled condoms everywhere, whatever. Happy experimenting. See, I would post a picture to lessen the confusion but I donno how. If you have any questions, I suppose you can just leave a message. :D
7. I’m out.
This is my first egg, so spare me. I guess. Hahaha.
Jul 06, 2005 8:06 pm - "You know. Okay, so I don’t have the whole thing planned. Shoot me with your potato launchers and homemade bazookas."
[b]You are my hero.
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