Jan 06, 2006 8:36 pm - help me. involves CC sooo yeah. i wanna buy a program online (download) and i know that people go "all you need is the number" well listen up. that aint true. the bank checks to see if the name and the billing adress is accurate...and well
i need a credit card that has all the stuff on it
like billing adress, name, expiration date, number
Oct 16, 2005 1:07 pm - u kno.....now that i look back at RE for a long time i... i realize that this is retarted....seriously. just think about it. oh yah. im sum mexican so all u newbs out thier might think im gay or sumthin so just go fuck ur self. and for u people who hate me like firstname go fuck the newbs. and all u people that kno and respect me go fuck urself also!!! hah jk. yeah. well i mean cmon. just look back at RE. i was hear like everyday a few months ago and kno that school started i just say. wow these people r stupid. thiers wanna be pyros wanna be ganstahs. i mean cmon its the fuckin internet. and then thier those assholes that think calling somone a newb is like the biggest threat that ull get. and then u get all crazy crackhead on us if we say u got a bad egg. i mean cmon its just a fuckin post. its like ur gonna die. then thier those people that wont stop holding a grudge on somone and will cuss them out whenever they got a chance. like firstname..... and then thier are the ones that piss me off the most is the ones that say theyll kick ur ass and shit. cmon
just think about it for a second. its the internet.....u say ull kick thier ass....and all u can do is just say fuck u and go kiss ass. its not like anyone here will take thier time and locate them and go to the door and kick thier ass. and most of u guys are just a bunch of skinny little twigs that complain if they run a mile and cant kick anyones ass. so yeah. im not saying fuck RE im just saying quit being dumbass. keep this in mind. RE is just a site where people share info. holding grudges is just gonna get boring. and right know im just to lazy to type more cause i kno most of u are just gonna say "fuck u man u just hate re go kiss ass" so yeah thiers nopoint.
Oct 16, 2005 8:06 pm - does that dude who called me a newb even kno me?
i been on RE for years just had different account.
i used this acount for like 6 months
Sep 06, 2005 3:42 pm - how you know if your a MeXiCaN (SuM MeXiCaN i wrote this in myspace and thot it be funy to put here. read and enjoy cause most of it is all true and its funny
how you know if your a MeXiCaN
Body: this will tell you how you know if yoru mexican
You have ever been hit by a chancla.
You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy."
Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.
You light a candle on the night of the Lotto drawing.
You use your lips to point something out.
You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it’s a one bedroom apartment.
You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music.
You use "manteca" (lard) instead of olive oil and can’t figure out why your butt is getting bigger.
You call your sneakers "tenees".
You have at least thirty cousins.
You can’t imagine anyone not liking spicy food.
You are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben".
Whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "Vics" vapor rub all over your chest and inside your nostrils.
Your mom packs your "lonchera" everyday.
You or someone you know uses "Tres Flores" in their hair.
Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving.
There is more Budweiser than punch at little Juanito’s birthday party.
There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.
Everyone still thinks Cesar Chavez is the best boxer even if he lost against Oscar De La Hoya.
You’ve gone to the Pulgamarket every weekend for years.
You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV.
You have a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha, or elephant in your living room.
You have plastic slipcovers on your sofas.
You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.
You have a drunk uncle/aunt.
You’re still afraid to open that umbrella in your house.
You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he’s your tio.
Your mother, tia or hermana’s hair is blackcherry, "Sun in" red or a burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous.
You always try to find out what town another fellow Latino’s family is from.
You have ever had to "beepiar" a friend on their pager.
You wear your Sunday best to do laundry at the laundrymat and go grocery shopping.
You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they’ll catch a cold.
You go to a wedding or Quiencienera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.
You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.
Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.
You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who’s bigger than a house.
You think Cristina trumps Oprah any day.
You have a cousin named "Guero" who’s darker than night.
You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.
You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.
You go to a white friends house for dinner and don’t understand the concept of sitting at a table.
You’ve tried to bring a mango back to the US from Mexico, and a bonus point if you actually made it all the way home with it.
You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.
You drive a "Cheby", an "Ohsmobeel" or a "Bolswahgon"
Y u’re proud to be Mexican - and you pass these jokes on to all your Mexican friends!
If your parents always talk about how they should get a van and turned it into a taco vending business
If you have ever hurt yourself and your "ama" won’t give you a band-aid, instead she rubs it while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana
If you refer to your wife or girlfriend as; your ruca,your hyna, your wifey, your lady, or your vieja. Pinche Mexican!!!
If you or family members throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez.
If your whole family likes the RAIDERS!
If your ama has ever said,"Bas a ver orita que salgamos," and she pulled your hair or hit with a chancla or cinto.
If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of calling it by its name
If you constantly refer to cereal as "con flexs," pizza as "picxa," and sneakers "tenees,"
Every adult in the family tells the kids not to walk on the floor barefoot or they’ll catch a cold.
If most of the houses on your block are painted pink, mint green, and purple.
If you go to a Mexican party thier are more cegs then kids
If your mom is consently cleaning the house everyday and keeps saying its durty
Your Mexican if you eat your food in seperate places around the house and never clean it up
Your a Mexican when you say everything takes 15 minutes. not 5 not 10 but 15 minutes to go places. Your goin to buy sum food. you say it takes 15 minutes. you going to the park...it takes 15 minutes
Out of all your children only 1 kid gets straight A’s
If your a mexican youll eat anything
Your a Mexican when you like doing stupid things on perpose
If your a Mexican you know at least 5 people who streetrace and only 1 crashed
If your a Mexican you know that going 65 on a freeway is stupid and takes 30 minutes instead of 15
Your a mexican when you have that one niece, sister, or cousin thats always annoying and hates everything
If your a mexican you have no clocks in your house and use the tv as your clock. examply "hey when are you gonna take out the trash" child sais" when sponge bob is finished"
Your have atleast 1 family member with a fake ID
Someone in your family is always drunk
Your uncle and grampa know almost everything
Everyone older then you cusses but when you say something bad they tell you to watch your mouth
Your constently refer bubblegun as "chiklets"
Atl ast one person knows how to juggle 3 balls
You probely have cable, and internet
You believe that the Mexicans won the Alamo
If you call a chair "share" and try to correct yourself
If you know english you combine words togather like saying computer and food you accidentaly say confooder
You can magically play soccer.
Very rarely a Mexican likes to play american football
If you grew up being called "chamaca or chamaco" by your uncles and grampa
You pray and be as holly as you can before the lottery numbers come out
Every mexican family tries to win the lotto
You always have a bottle of "Bicks" handy
You wont buy "Mexican food" unless its made by mexicans
You eat tortillas with everything
Your a Mexican when you weight all your foods in grams ounces and pounds with a scale left over by your uncle thats in jail, instead of using cups and spoons
You atleast have someone in your family thats in jail and your mother wont tell you why
You can make a pipe, bong, huka, out of almost anything
You know one kid that made a small condo out of trash and bricks that he found in a construction site
You have atleast one aunt who hates somebody and doesnt remember why
In a mexican family you have a annoying person, that person who knows how to biuld everything but instead distroys things after thier biult. and that person who sais they work the most but all he/she does is watch tv all the time
Sep 06, 2005 6:06 pm - If you have ever hurt yourself and your "ama" won’t give you a band-aid, instead she rubs it while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana
and "chiklets" isnt said by any1, u mean chicles, spanish word for gum
Chiklets is a brand name of a gum. I’m not sure if they sell it where you live, but last time I went to Mexico, they sold it everywhere.
Sep 03, 2005 12:30 am - schools comin up......no more RE for me the mexican schools comin up wednesday. so i wont be on RE anymore taht much. probely like 1 a month or not even. so see you guys later and no dont even ask for my account. good luck trying to raise RE from all the noobs and such. see yah later and dont blow your fucking hands off. only legs.....
Sep 03, 2005 11:12 am - leave your account idol and when summer comes youll have a ton of points when summer comes up. i think its because the interest or something, and i donated a dollar and i havent got my thousand points, whats wrong, do you know what this means
Sep 03, 2005 2:18 pm - ... You start Wednesday? I start Tuesday. You get one more day of summer. But same for me, I wont be on RE that much, probably just the weekends, but only for about an hour total each week. I already have 5 weekends where I am paintballing with my friends.
Sep 05, 2005 10:28 pm - ^^i got two days till the tortue begins. shorty stfu. i dont caere cus you cant to shit about how much you hate me. its on the internet and its realy hard to piss me off with just words so just give up
hey
pleese join this sight. you dont even have to like it. why? cause if i get 20 people to join i can become admin. and i really wanna be admin. so just stick aronud for awhile until the maker of the sight asks you who made you join the site tell them i did and then once i get 20 people i get to be admin. pleese!!! do it for me
Sep 04, 2005 12:32 am - i go to mexico all the time,only because thats where i get my fireworks,and ciggarettes are cheaper
Aug 24, 2005 5:51 pm - ah crap. i dropped my cellphone in... i dropped it in the toilet with piss. reached in. grabbed it out. dryd it. and still aint worken....anyideas. its been drying since the morning pee
Aug 24, 2005 6:21 pm - my friend left his phone in the sand at the beach and a wave hit it for no more than a second and it never worked again. so i guess ur fucked
Aug 24, 2005 8:34 pm - DONT THROW IT AWAY!!! IT WILL STILL WORK ok it might not work right away but mabey after a mont or two it will so jsu put it away for awile...
Aug 29, 2005 9:09 pm - Hes gone and i feel like shit Raymond Olivera, April 12, 1989-Aug 28, 2005(R.I.P seriously, i cant believe hes gone,i havent cried like that in my hole life, and now i cant stop thinking, maybe there was something i could have done,anything, god that makes me sad to think about it)i would gladly do anything to see him again, please pray for him.
Sep 02, 2005 12:06 am - eh my phone worked after too months. ^^and who that guy and what he do
Aug 23, 2005 7:30 pm - spudzooka questions how much propain or wd40 or gas or hairspray do you put in the zooka? i made one the chambe for the propelant is 1 foot long and 3 inches. i need to knwo how much of fuel do i put cause i dont wanna blow up
Aug 19, 2005 12:46 pm - hehe....kool i made a tattoo gun...... well yah. i made a mini tattoo gun out of a safety pin. little motor with a gear. and half of a pen tube and some paper and batteris and alot of tape....and wires.....hehe..only flawa is is that the batts are like dead and the needle is too thick and willl hurt like hell........just letten yah no
Aug 19, 2005 9:21 pm - i want to but its hard to explain. you have to like adjust it alot and shit. but once you get it its alright. i also wana take pics
Aug 20, 2005 12:30 am - good idea^^^buts gonna take a while....gotta modify it.(only 3 inche pin). im gonna wait till its actually like a pen (about 6 inches) but my mom did by me a heavy duty batery. that fucker makes the motor fast...
Aug 13, 2005 7:20 pm - can you still get egg points with........ hey can you still get egg points from dropped eggs?
Aug 20, 2005 2:15 am - nice and random from orangepeel
Aug 09, 2005 2:58 pm - ATTENSION TOMASHFORD!!!!! TOM!!! DONATE 50 EGGS TO THE MAFIA OR YOUR ON THE HITLIST..YOU HAVE 1 DAY STARTING KNOW. YOU BETTER DONATE 50 EGGS BEFORE AUGUST THE 10. IF YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE MAFIA DOES THEN HERES A QUICK DEMONSTRAION. WE RATE ALL YOUR EGGS 0 AND WE RATE YOUR PROFILE 0 WE JUST RATE EVERYTHING LOW.
the reason your pretty fucked is because you been posting alot of eggs that are just stupid and spam and stuff. you been reapetedly told to stop posting eggs cause they suck and i warned you also that if you post another gay egg that youll be on the hitlist. your fucked cause your anoying and post so many eggs that i consider it spam. know donate 50 egg points to the mafia group or your on the hitlist
