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Alright ever hear of someone on probation? Or they are giving random drug tests at school or for a job and people are giving dumb ideas about how to trick the system so what they took won’t show?
I’m sick of hearing people say Niacin works, vinegar works. They actually don’t, go figure. But below is about marijuana.
Here are the truth about some methods used:
Niacin-You can buy this product in a bottle or eat a lot of food with Niacin in it, it’s supposed to get rid of the marijuana in your system. All you get if you take it, is a burning sensation throughout your body as if you had a sunburn and will look like it too.
Acetaminophin (asperin or tylenol)-It has been known in certain cases to reduce the level of marijuana shown but not erase it. Plus if you think more will do it, you are wrong. It will just cause your liver enzymes to sky rocket, a massive headache, and a really pain stomach ache that could later on become an ulcer if you do this long enough.
Vinegar-Vinegar doesn’t do a damn thing, you can drink as much as your body cn hold and it will NOT help you in the least bit
Water-Water and exercise might reduce the level of THC, but certainly not erase it depending upon how long you have ntil the drug screen. Flushing your system and sweating it out has been rarely known to work...So you will just be losing weight!
Cranberry Juice- This is also supposed to flush out your system, it just gives you the runs and you’ll still miserably fail.
Bleach After you already piss into a cup and you are alone, they say to put bleach in it. All it does is fuck with your urine so bad it’s detectable that it was tampered with and they will watch you next time.
The only helpful tips and hints There isn’t really any megical drug that will erase your fuck up, BUT there are things that can help your chances other than with substances. Such as if you are alone and have to give a urine sample, have a straight edge friend piss in a balloon or in a condom and tie it. So when tou go into the stall you just poke a hole in it and hold it over the toilet for a second to make it seem like you are pissing then fill up the cup. It is tricky, because what if it pops all of a sudden before you’re ready? It looks like you wet yourself, and you’re screwed. Say you were driving with friends with the windows rolled up, it’s not believable most of the time but you have a slight chance of winning. Because if 3 people are smoking pot in a car and no windows are rolled down, eventually it’s going into your lungs!
So don’t waste your time believing what people tell you on what works, and doesn’t work. They don’t care about you, and chances are they heard it from someone else who lied and said it did work. The balloon/condom trick is your best bet.
Jul 11, 2005 10:21 pm - holy shit i cannot stand th ignorance on this site, you stupid fuck I have been through it all. I’m not even going to bother reading what you said, I’m glad you’re proud of being on probation for years but I’ve been through it all too. I don’t know what the fuck kind of drug tests your getting, you can exercise it out but it’s damn near impossible. So whatever drug tests you’re taking you are lucky, because that shit doesn’t work here.
Jul 11, 2005 10:24 pm - holy shit i cannot stand th ignorance on this site, you stupid fuck I have been through it all. I\’m not even going to bother reading what you said, I\’m glad you\’re proud of being on probation for years but I\’ve been through it all too. I don\’t know what the fuck kind of drug tests your getting, you can exercise it out but it\’s damn near impossible. So whatever drug tests you\’re taking you are lucky, because that shit doesn\’t work here.
And I’m not talking having someone piss is a damn balloon three nights before I thought that was pretty easy to understand, there’s only two things I said would help your chances, and no you’re a complete idiot because I have about 30 people ready to say that working your ass off and drinking lots of fluids only erases MOST of it, not all of it. So YOU need to learn YOUR shit. I’ve been around weed since I was a baby, people come to me to indentify fucking pills or any other drug. You’re just a trendy hippy, so if I were you I’d shut the hell up
Jul 11, 2005 10:48 pm - alle, being a newb here and you saying that is apparent....how the HELL is that supposed to be an insult? Oh DAMN! I haven’t spent my life here or 5 consecutive hours....Holy shit you’ll never know how deeply you hurt me.
Jul 12, 2005 9:49 pm - it is possible to flush your system,but its not fail proof,thc is stored in your fat cells.if your not @ fat ass you can clean up in 5-10 days,not 30 like they say
Jul 20, 2005 12:44 am - I really hae a short attention span..You are illiterate and a dumb fat fuck. I don’t really remember what I said about asperin or exercising. And like I said it veries on what type of drug screen it is. And guess what? I bet I have smoked pot longer than you have. So you can suck my nuts =)
It shows that the weed has made you incredibly stupid. Fortunately for me, it hasn’t. On our drug screens if you exercise, it will still show. They also take swabs from your outside bodies to see if sweat contains THC. Asperin does thin it and helps you a little bit. Before you run your mouth and try to call me "stupid" a "moron" etc, learn what you can before talking shit.
I know what I’m talking about when it comes to piss tests here in Erie, Pennsylvania United States between our home drug kits and the probation drug screens.
A punk insult is a compliment for me you fucking retard. You were probably a mistake, and you probably are just the wigger pot smoker stereotype. I know I’ more intelligent than you, and will go further than you in life. You’ll knock up or become pregnant by a black person and have eight kids you can’t support.
Oh wow you’re so proud of being an addict, at least I can do drugs and not be an addict. You are the "LOSER" and lame one, people like you piss me off more than anyone else in this world. you need to be shot, or beaten to death. Your ignorance deserves no sympathy or any other further explanation. Besides this, do I do drugs? Yes. Do I know what I’m talking about when it comes to Erie’s drug testings? Oh fucking yeah. So once again since you probably already forgot because you’re a loser and a dumbass, suck my nuts.
Mar 11, 2006 11:04 am - Industrial strength hydrogen peroxcide,not the household shit, destroys a good amount of cannabinoids in your piss. Obviously you should be using common sense when attempting this, its gotta be close to the same temperature as your piss, so you should put it in a warm part of your body, i.e. your armpit, your shoe, between your ass cheeks(desperate times call for desperate measures) know your drug test, is it a home drug test or is it going to be sent to a lab? Im not sure on how it effects the Ph level but my guess would be that is will have some effect. This won’t work if your going to be watched. A good container to use is the small eyedrop containers, small enough to smuggle. If you know more on this get at me.
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