Jun 27, 2008 12:57 pm - Wal-Mart...BANNED. Haha, 2 years and hundreds of dollars in merch later they finally caught me today. Good thing is, they let me off with just a store-wide ban and no charges pressed since I’m only 17, although I hit 18 in a month from now. Ehh, shit happens. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- T-D-D Jun 27, 2008 1:29 pm - tell me the story CDizz Jun 27, 2008 1:33 pm - Yeah...don’t just leave us hanging like that. STORY! m0r ified_p3nguin Jun 27, 2008 1:36 pm - enlighten me Family_Guy09 Jun 27, 2008 2:10 pm - Alright alright, story it is. As stated before, I’ve been stealing from there for nearly 2 years now, mostly accessories for my Xbox 360(controllers, wireless adapters, etc.) or my car. I did consider myself to be pretty sly with how I went about stealing, but not so much after today. I was just browsing through the usual sections of the store, picking out what I wanted (this time it ended up being some accessory lights for my car). I got what I needed, went to the empty area of the store, opened everything and pocketed it. Not much different from what I’ve been doing ever since I started. I made it past the barely-living greeters and had just set foot out the front door as I hear someone yelling at me telling me to stop. Being in the condition I am with this bum leg, there was no chance in running from this guy so I stopped and handed everything over in hopes that they would let me off easy, which is exactly what happened. They told me not to set foot in ANY Wal-Mart worldwide, not even the parking lots. My question is, are they seriously going to know if I went to any other store? There you guys go. It wasn’t much of a story but I now have nothing better to do with my time, so it helped me. And at least I’m not as bad as that heartless son-of-a-bitch Tantrum who steals purses from mexicans. Kanye Jun 27, 2008 2:43 pm - Good to see you posting again. I fucking hate walmart I doubt they’d be able to tell at other walmarts it probably happens to people all the time just to scare them. Big-chief-E-zizzle Jun 27, 2008 3:38 pm - Nice job man. Im sure nothing would happened if you went to a diffrent walmart. If you got caught stealing again you would be screwed thoguh. Family_Guy09 Jun 27, 2008 3:45 pm - Yeah, I don’t plan on stealing again for a very long time. duct_tape Jun 27, 2008 4:32 pm - Just steal at different walmarts. duct_tape Jun 27, 2008 6:58 pm - I got a mini maglite and an ipod wire tonight CDizz Jun 27, 2008 9:11 pm - I used to steal shit for my 360, but (I guess I’m not the only one who’s been raiding their electronics) they now have a weird clip on the bar that the accessories hang out to that prevents you from taking it off unless you get one of the people there to take it off for you. Family_Guy09 Jun 27, 2008 11:39 pm - I fucking hate those things, Cdizz. Before long, they’ll outsmart us and we won’t be able to steal a damn thing. Toa ty Jun 28, 2008 4:08 pm - Your font is too hard to read. I will read none of this. Family_Guy09 Jun 29, 2008 10:54 am - You lie.

Apr 01, 2008 6:23 pm - What a fucking day. I got fired and arrested today for stealing beer from my work. I have to go to court and all that bullshit but I don’t know the date yet, I’m waiting on something to come in the mail. I’m only 17, luckily. What are my chances of ending up on probation? I need to know if I should lay off the weed for a while or not. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- GlennDan ig Apr 01, 2008 7:54 pm - come on man, stealing from work? beer? thats pretty dumb...anyway whats done is done... just dont smoke or do anything bad till u know exactly whats gon happen to u and ull be fine i guess. hopefully ull just get like comm service or something good luck dude trouble-6990 Apr 01, 2008 8:17 pm - You got what was coming to you faggot. timothy-unit Apr 01, 2008 8:25 pm - bad luck Family_Guy09 Apr 02, 2008 2:44 pm - Quote: You got what was coming to you faggot. As you will soon get what’s coming to you, e-hard ass. -Blackhawk- Apr 02, 2008 5:25 pm - Quote: As you will soon get what’s coming to you Doubted.. Family_Guy09 Apr 02, 2008 6:05 pm - Obviously it’s not going to be from me, since I have no clue or care where any of you live. I’m just saying, you’ll get what’s coming to you. urmomis100 Apr 03, 2008 7:23 pm - -

Mar 18, 2008 10:12 pm - Dear diary... ...I’m very stoned.. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- DamnBast rd Mar 18, 2008 10:35 pm - You are cool. Cratos Mar 19, 2008 3:19 pm - looc era uoy

Mar 08, 2008 4:11 pm - Blizzards.....FTW? Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- myincred blycreativename Mar 08, 2008 10:07 pm - 1 3/4 feet of snow in my front yard and its still falling. siner Mar 09, 2008 4:20 am - I like snow for the first week or so. After that i hate it. It makes every thing look dirty and depressing. Plus its cold.Its snowing here too. CDizz Mar 09, 2008 3:53 pm - We haven’t even gotten an inch of snow all winter. FUCK BITCHES! -Blackhawk- Mar 09, 2008 7:07 pm - No. Brjo Mar 10, 2008 9:35 am - I have about 3 feet in mine urmomis100 Mar 10, 2008 3:58 pm - - it hasnt fukin snowed in socal for ten years. i kinda miss it (havent always lived here) vicevixen Mar 10, 2008 5:01 pm - Snow sucks - it’s freezing here. (Negative 16 degrees...) My gf’s car almost got stuck in the snow that had turned to ice. We used an entire 20 kg bag of salt and a it of elbow grease to get out of the parking lot.

Feb 02, 2008 2:31 pm - Hi. What’s up? Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Feb 05, 2008 3:03 pm - Your dick.

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Jan 25, 2008 3:18 pm - Drug Eggs... ...FTW! Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Jan 25, 2008 4:17 pm - You fail. Family_Guy09 Jan 26, 2008 8:31 am - I pass. Family_Guy09 Jan 26, 2008 8:42 am - Btw He comes for you in your sleep, nigger boy. Bier_ist_fur_Manner Jan 26, 2008 9:02 am - no really you fail Family_Guy09 Jan 26, 2008 3:04 pm - I piss. Sometimes into my mouth.

Jan 15, 2008 12:42 pm - R.I.P Dad My dad just passed away last night. I’m not sure how to handle all this. It’s confusing/upsetting/stres ful and all of the above. Although we knew it was going to happen, it still took me by surprise. And even though this part of my life is going horribly, there’s no way I’m going to pull a Defiler. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- aLL_MuST DiE Jan 15, 2008 1:29 pm - Yeah my dad died too. Im not gonna say I’m sorry ’cause I hate it when people say that, but just try to put it behind you, thats what I did. You’ll being going strong in no time. D0minater Jan 15, 2008 1:42 pm - Man good luck to you and your family. You’ll pull through. At least you knew and were sorta ready for it. If you don’t mind me asking how did he die? Jan 15, 2008 4:46 pm - Shit happens when you party naked. Fam ly_Guy09 Jan 15, 2008 5:10 pm - He developed skin cancer about 4 years ago or so but it wasn’t too serious back then. A few surgeries and he was back to normal. But he stopped going to his checkups and it eventually came back, mainly in his brain but also in various spots around his body. And with his body being so weak, he came down with pneumonia about a month ago and his lungs just finally stopped working. And I knew I could count on Alle to make things better. Lawlz. Jan 15, 2008 5:31 pm - Stay strong buddy(: J n 15, 2008 5:40 pm - Life lesson: If it burns when you eat it, it will burn coming out. *gong* Yipper Ja 15, 2008 5:49 pm - Oh man... My father passed away in 2003 of cancer. He had problems breathing at 5 a.m. and while he went on to the bigger hospital mom and i went home to get clothes. We drove 70 miles and when we got there we found out that he passed away halfway there. So we drove 35 miles back to the small town hospital. Wait till you get calls from companies trying to sell him stuff. That’s how I got over it by telling to wait I will go get him... then after 2 mins. or so tell them I forgot he is dead. It really messes them up. DaTruFucka Jan 16, 2008 5:56 am - And it’s a great way to stay in shape.

Dec 17, 2007 2:30 pm - Pewp. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- duct_tap Dec 17, 2007 2:53 pm - lolololol allen_moeten_ terven Dec 17, 2007 4:56 pm - THIEF Family_Guy09 ec 18, 2007 4:31 pm - I had no idea that you had this as your background....I don’t really care though.

Nov 19, 2007 1:42 pm - Anyone from or around Cincinnati going to Bogart’s tonight to see Chiodos, Emery, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, and The Devil Wears Prada? Look for me. Because I know you love me. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Nov 19, 2007 8:16 pm - No. Mr_pyroskid Nov 19, 2007 8:44 pm - u suck Family_Guy09 Nov 19, 2007 10:48 pm - Oh, to imagine what it’d be like if I cared what you thought.