TecnoDestructo

Jul 20, 2005 9:27 pm - ballon bomb surprise http://www.rotte eggs.com/r3/show/se/136717 html

TecnoDestructo

Jul 30, 2005 9:08 pm - be intimidating fool,scare ppl shitless http://www.rotte eggs.com/r3/show/se/138371 html

TecnoDestructo

Aug 02, 2005 9:23 pm - ring of fire http://www.rottenegg .com/r3/show/se/138828.htm

Sep 18, 2005 11:32 am - A guy walks into a pub with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the pub that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any musical instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, etc. So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can’t play. A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just rippin’ it up. So the man pays his $50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his $50. Then a Scotsman walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sits it down with a confused look. "Ha!" the Scot says. "Can’t you play it?" The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I’m going to screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."

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Oct 14, 2005 3:43 pm - ok so this french guy comes to america and he wants to learn english so he takes a class and the teacher told everyone to go out and try to learn three new words by tommarow so the french guy goes to an airport and learn’s the word "takeoff" then he goes to the zoo and learn’s the word "zeebra" then he goes to a daykare and he learn’s the word "baby" finnaly he goes back to the class the next day and the teacher askes what 3 words did you learn? and he sais "take off zee braw baby"

TecnoDestructo

J n 10, 2006 8:45 am - SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it. What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth? One US leader. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What&rsqu ;s the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she’s 18. What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it’s mine?" What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. What’s the Cuban National Anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They’re hiring. What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a de5cription of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe." How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once uponatime...A southern fairytale begins "Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit..." Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides