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Death to Carnies
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Published: Jul 15, 2005 10:26 a.m.
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Alright, its that time of year... time for all of the little carnies to set up their ticket stalls and open the fair. Its also time to give them a HELL. Here are a few thing me and my pals have come up with...

1. Play laser tag in the house of mirors. When you get asked to leave say "you’ll have to catch me first"

2. Go up to one of those religous stands and say "Hey... i want to fuckin know if i’m gonna fuckin’ go to fuckin’ hell" or "hey you got any more of that wine with ya?"

3. Forced vomit is a powerful weapon. Use it on the farris weeel or on one of those huge slides

4. Play ligtsaber with those huge corndogs

5. Go up to one of those stalls where those cartoonists draw you. When they finish scream "thats what i really look like!" and run off crying

6. try and place bets on pig races

7. This one we found out accidentally. Those rootbear stand shaped like barrels crack REALLY easily

8. Since these are usually redneck, inbread events, the night before, spraypaint something anti-bush or anything else such as.

9. Step in horse shit and get on as many rides as possible before the stench wears off.

10. try to place bets on that little kiddy game where the ducks float around in the circle thing and you pick on for a prize.

11. get 1 other person with you in a porta-potty. Have one person screm as loud as they can and the other person make loud fart sounds.

12. tip over porta-pottys after the fair closes

13. organize a protest over "the rising price of corndogs"

14. Read my egg on the "coke bomb"

15. "pass out" over a ride entrance

16. Try to get on one of those bungy things and when they don’t let you on say "oh so you think i’m fat" and once again" run off crying

17. In a crowded place yell "don’t touch me there!"

18. make faces at the chickens and watch em’ go berzerk. This seiriously works!

19. point at people and laugh on any sort of high ride.

Well, i hope you’ve found some new ways to make those bastard carnies muserable and have yourself some fun.

"Ain’t it fun"
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Croaker
Jul 15, 2005 11:02 pm -
Ha ha funny dude. I’m gettin a hella big group of kids to go to our fair, we are so gonna do some of this shit! 5*


Nicole-4088
Aug 23, 2005 8:32 pm -
where do you get these ideas. there fuckin great


justcallmeblue
Apr 22, 2006 9:04 am -
I don’t want to be a copier so I’ll just add in my ideas 1. bitch slap random people with the elephant ears 2. drop fire crackers off of the ferris wheel. push over those sons of bitches on the stilts...(you know you want to) 3. run around screaming that the clown molested you 4. drop smoke bombs down the vents to the port a potties when someone is in there. 5. take the air powered rifle from the game where you have to shoot the star out of the peice of paper and shoot the person operating the game. since it is point blank you most likely WILL break skin. aim for the face. 6. sit down in the hall of mirriro and start crying...louder...louder. .LOUDER untill you are pitching a fit, throwing yourself around and stuff (this works really well if you are 20 or so years old) scream i wanna ride the pony!! 7.bring a bb or airsoft gun and shoot it at the live pony ride when a little kid is riding it. 8. drop kick the midjet bastard who runs the pig races


Larryi5
Jun 01, 2006 12:22 pm -
lol nice 4*


WONDERDOG_
Jul 12, 2006 5:36 am -
LOL I’ll try it!


IRONMAN
Dec 28, 2007 2:37 pm -
Pretty good 5*.
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