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(30 votes) Published: Mar 26, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 167 times
So me and Jimmy are in the basement playing army man. Hes the evil arab and Im GI Joe. Our fake guns clickity clack loudly and we act out being shot. Eventually I get bored, grab a brick and threaten Jimmy. He laughingly plays along with all "Oh no. please dont. and I surrender!" I crash the brick down on the top of his head over and over and over and over and over. His head splits in two as he stutter screams and spits. Hes like laying flat on the ground and I put my hands inside his skull and around his brain. Then I put my feet on his shoulders and tug out his brain. It snaps off of his brain stem with a squirt of blood. Its slimy spongy and tastes od judging by the initial lick. My mom yells downstairs and asks if everything is ok. I yell back "You tell me." She comes clomping downstairs and sees the brained Jimmy corpse and me holding out the brain to her like a gift. She seems very shocked. As I sink my teeth into the brain, I watch her eyes kinda rotate outward and she goes down like a rock. I pull off a hunk of brain and chew slowly- feeling stronger already. Superstrong. I decide to test my new power by crashing through the cellar wall. I get a good running start and go full speed throwing my body into the cement. I bounce off of the wall with a broken shoulder and smashed knee. I go at it again with a even more speed and crack in a couple ribs and feel vertebrae slipping. I go back to the brain and take another couple big chaws and then have a go at the wall again. I figured I would get through on the first try but my broken bones say otherwise. No matter. I got whole hunk of fresh brain and plenty of will power.
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