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20 ways to annoy the pizza guy
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Published: Jul 26, 2005 10:06 a.m.
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1.act like you know the pizzaman from somewhere

2.backwords pizza your order

3.burp right into the mouthpiece and tell your
dog/cat it should be ashamed (a personal favorite of mine

4.order your pizza and when he gets there tell him you dont have any money but beg him for the pizza still

5.ask your order taker what there wearing

6.spell out what you want on your pizza

7.give them your addres and say "just surprise me"

8.press buttons wal ordering and tell the order taker to stop doing that

9.keep telling the order taker about the pizza place you sued last year

10.learn a blues riff and in random place start playing it

11.order a bigmac exctra value meal

12.when they answer say "operator i need (random person)"

13.when they pick up say "hello (random name) residence"

14.stutter badly

15.Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica’s Master of Puppets CD.

16.pay for the pizza in change (highguy5)

17.pay for the pizza one penny short (also highguy5)

18.repeat every word twice

19.tell the pizza man your depressed and tell him or her to cheer you up

20.when listing topping include another pizza 		 
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HighGuy
Jul 26, 2005 10:20 am -
ha those are good ways


DaTruFucka
Jul 26, 2005 10:40 am -
thats on andy milonakis


-BC-
Jul 26, 2005 10:41 am -
Some of these dont really make sense, like the blues riff thing. But over all it sounds pretty funny.


ndbtluver
Jul 26, 2005 11:19 am -
A lot of these are off of this long list of funny things to do when ordering pizza or something. It’s been around for over like 4 years. But some seem original, I think. I could be wrong. And the blues one definitely makes no sense. 3*


Shawzy-1501
Jul 26, 2005 2:46 pm -
^^^wat the fuk did u actually read the list?number 16 is the exact same thing... neway pretty funny egg 4*


carrot3million
Jul 26, 2005 6:57 pm -
i have done a few of these before and i fucking cracked up laughing 10*********


flyingfatman
Ju 26, 2005 8:12 pm -
these are all good reasons for me to cum on yer pizza
i’m a pizza boy and the single most annoying thing you can do is send out your young brother sister whatever to talk to the delivery guy while you stuff around inside looking for money this pisses me off to no end this and not tippingcheap bastards


nova
Oct 12, 2006 5:11 pm -
5* but usualy they don’t care if it’s one penny short. ive already tried that one. metalica one of my favorite bands btw, just thot i would let you know.
 
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