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(52 votes) Published: Jul 27, 2005 1:47 a.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 248 times
1."Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out
2.As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner look surprised and say Wow magic
3.ask if you can buy a shopping cart
4.go up to a person and whisper in there ear hey where do you sell the babys then look at them mysteriously and say oh crap you dont work here!
5.Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart Have them push you around while you yell ye-haw
6.Challenge other custmers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
7.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying Im Batman Come Robin to the Batcave!
8.Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people
9.Find a parent with her kid in the shopping car. Point at the kid and ask the parent What aisle are they selling these on
10.Get a friend, put on as mny articles of clothing you can find and start sumo wrestling (use diapers if posible)
11.Get a group of friends togther and take lawn chairs from the display then rewind the movie playing on the display TV in electronics sit down and watch the entire thing
Jul 27, 2005 4:17 pm - even better, walk around until u hear someone go over the loudspeaker thingie and then quickly get on the floor in the fetal position and start rocking back n forth screaming "not the voices NOT THE VOICES!!!". then another thing to do is try to put food pruducts like candy n shit on layway