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(73 votes) Published: Jul 30, 2005 7:46 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 870 times
ok heres how to be a macho shit and be the alpha guy in your gruop and shit*this isnt a joke and should be taken seriously*
1. walk around like you own the place, with your chess puffed out, like a gorilla or something, and wen you walk dont bend your knees, like a cowboy
2. get a scar on your face and tattoo of the roman number XIII on the back of your neck,get a belt buckle with a beer bottle opener
3.wear tight shirts showing off your muscles and wear them sleeveless, get a tatto of the virgin mary, the word "JOKER", and a ’RIP EL SNOOPY’
4. whenever you walk into a room shout "TV party tonight! TV party tonight!" and punch the sit outta the closest child next to you
5. when shit is quiet say "hey remember that fat cancerous bald whore on extreme make over home edition?"
6. NEVER use a door, always kick the hella out of door until someones answers,or go through the window
7.stuff your pants in the crotch area, and ALWAYS tell people you’ll fucking rape them, yes even if they are guys...ppl are scared of being raped from wat i understand
8.carry a knife and threaten to slit ppls throat all the time....i think ppl are scared of knives too
9. join as many gangs as you can without any of them knowing about eachother, always wear white oversized t shirts, moo-moo style, and position your fingers in random opsitions to form gang letters
10.get into juvi or jail as many times as you can by doing mistemeanors,stab ppl in jail and blame it on the black kid, or that mexican with murder in his eyes ........RACISM ISNT A JOKE
11.put bandaids where your arm bends and tell ppl if they dont get you some heroine you bite their balls off , and cut yourself in front of ppl wen your angry
12.pick a fight with every other person in your class, and call them facist nazi scum
13. wear ninja shoes and tie a black rope around the top of your head and keep chanting "eat a pellet, make apellet" under your voice
14.cut your right wrist wenever you get mad, you wont die or anything, itll land in a menatl hospital for about a week, whores there are easy,cuz they got issues
15.greet ppl with the word "bitch", like hey bitch or wats up bitch, and ALWAYS declare them YOUR BITCH
16. get ppl pregnant,wait nine months, eat your baby
17.cut the head off your dick and wear it on a chain around your neck, pimp status
18.go a week without saying a word and rape your dad in the ass
19.write fake phone numbers on your hand, chiks dig this shit,itll guy their bfs pissed, then you kill him
20. grab a guys penis, get real close to his face and tell him he has purty lips, squeeze the shit outta his dick, lick his neck, and with your other hand grab his ass
21. gang rape ppl
22.walk around only in boxers and a wife beater, and big black socks, drink coffee
23.ask ppl if they want their shit pushed in while your doing thug yoga
28. get mustache and grimace at people
29. threaten ppl with sticks, none like to be threatened witha stick
30.put girbils in your ass when no ones looking
Jul 30, 2005 8:35 pm - you git 5*****-thats the stupidest shit i’ve seen all day, but i laffed so hard i think i ruptured something-join the demons den 2
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16. get ppl pregnant,wait nine months, eat your baby
17.cut the head off your dick and wear it on a chain around your neck, pimp status
18.go a week without saying a word and rape your dad in the ass
20. grab a guys penis, get real close to his face and tell him he has purty lips, squeeze the shit outta his dick, lick his neck, and with your other hand grab his ass.
What the fuck is wrong with you????
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22.walk around only in boxers and a wife beater, and big black socks, drink coffee
That one’s my fav. It made me laugh like hell! 5*****
Jul 30, 2005 8:52 pm - nice 3* and you made me laugh 2* so 5*
7.stuff your pants in the crotch area, and ALWAYS tell people you’ll fucking rape them, yes even if they are guys...ppl are scared of being raped from wat i understand my fucking fav part
11.put bandaids where your arm bends and tell ppl if they dont get you some heroine you bite their balls off , and cut yourself in front of ppl wen your angry
20. grab a guys penis, get real close to his face and tell him he has purty lips, squeeze the shit outta his dick, lick his neck, and with your other hand grab his ass
Nov 08, 2007 5:36 pm - #17 hurt more than I thought it would, and then when I was in juvi for indecent exposure, calling everyone bitch didn’t work out the way I thought it would.
Way to challenge conventional thinking methods!
I’ll give you four stars because my fifth star is broken.
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