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(60 votes)
Published: Jul 31, 2005 4:33 p.m.
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Okay this is for the dumbfuck who said put bird seed on someones lawn and the birds would shit on the lawn, which is in fact good for the lawn.
Okay instead of putting bird food put a bird food and rice mix. Birds will flock to the lawn eat it and explode.
Unfortunately you could kill like 15 birds this way. Which isn’t really how I do things. If you wanna kill birds use a gun or catch them your self make it more of a sport.
But, I posted this because it is a hell of a lot better than the egg posted before, not to mention 6 or 7 times more lengthy. |
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 | Jul 31, 2005 4:48 pm -
Usually it takes a while for them to die though, they might have moved on to another lawn by then, also u can feed them all sorts of stuff to make them explode, baking soda, alka seltzers, rennies, basically anything that makes gas in ure stomach |
 | Jul 31, 2005 4:51 pm -
I tried on a couple birds, sometimes they feel to sick to move around, they just sorta feel sick and stay in the general vacinity of the yard. |
| Jul 31, 2005 4:52 pm -
The thing is birds will voluntarily eat rice, not alka seltzer or baking soda. |
 | Jul 31, 2005 5:20 pm -
also try pop rocks |
 | Jul 31, 2005 6:51 pm -
lol marcucci
good egg 4* |
| Jul 31, 2005 6:52 pm -
do they actuly explode(like u can see the explosion), or just die(and u cant see the explosion, its kind like inside them)? |
 | Jul 31, 2005 7:17 pm -
revised alway meens "fucked up the last time"... i couldn’t have put it better myself. 5*s |
 | Jul 31, 2005 9:32 pm -
If this were true, the rice paddies in places like Florida, Texas, Vietnam, etc., would be completely devoid of birds. Unless you shove a grenade up a turkey’s ass and put it in the oven, birds do not explode. |
 | Oct 15, 2005 9:30 am -
I’ve heard about this once before but it’s good. |
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