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(47 votes) Published: Aug 01, 2005 6:02 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1368 times
Looking for Tping advice. You have found the spot.
In Need of Paper?
**Free Paper**
-Old Phone Books
-Old News Papers
My group took the paper and ripped them up about 1/2 inch wide. Then sprinkled it on the grass and over the trees. The yard looked like it snowed. Plus if it rains newspaper is horrible to pick up when wet.
Annoying Things to pick up?
**Both Cheap**
- Pack of Plastic Forks
- Pack of Straws
- Busted Water Balloons
Take the forks and put them in the persons yard. Then break them off leaving the tips in the grass. As for the straws.. Get a pack of about 150 and hold then in your hand and cut them in tiny little pieces. They are horrible to pick up. There are thousands of them.. The water balloons are hard to pick up when it rains because they are slippery.
Just Plan fun!
- Plastic Rap
- Shaving Cream
- Frosted Flakes
- Flour
Plastic rap the front porch.. The poles on the house.. Its annoying and very sticky. If you want to cause some damage Plastic rap the cars but put bologna under them. Not smart though if you get caught its a big fine. Do I really have to explain the shaving cream and the flour. They wake up the next day. Oh look it snowed! And the frosted flakes are just for them to munch on when picking everything up.
The Tradition
- Toilet Paper
Any good TPing job must have toilet paper. If the house is small (like a small ranch style house) 50-75 rolls is pretty good. A two story house you made need a little bit more Cheaper toilet paper is better because it’s harder to rip. I would suggest buying the toilet paper in packs at your local dollar store.
Need an excuse?
Well a good tping job should only last about 10 mins. If longer you have the chance of getting caught. If you do.. And I have.. There is an excuse to us that most of the time always works. If the cops ask you whose house this is tell them its your varsity baseball coach... basketball coach.. football coach (you get the point) and its a tradition every year for the seniors to tp the head coaches house. Most of the time the cops will tell you to just pick up some of the stuff and let you go. But after the cop leaves just dump all the stuff back out again and leave the crime scene :)