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(67 votes) Published: Aug 04, 2005 11:48 p.m. Viewed 704 times
Well Wal-Mart has been a family tradition as jobs to my whole family,but anyways who says you cant get a few laughs from the store?? So her’s what you do stalk people in Wal-Mart and wait until they leave their cart and woke away empty out all the items and hide them,you might need two friends but I always do it myself. Another thing get a blank cart and go to the health isle where they have condoms and lube completely fill the cart with them and then go to blankets or something to cover it up so you dont let people see you with a cart full of stuff like that unless you dont care. Stalk someone again,and steal their cart when they are gone,replace it with yours and remove your cover over the cart. When they get it it will just be full of condoms and they will have the weirdest look on their face! Next,go to the clothes isle where the kids underwear and socks are,the boys. Walk aroun and usually there are like 3 isles where you can throw stuff over it,find someone and pick up like 3 pairs of pants and launch it ober the isle at them and run about 10 yards away then come back like a normal customer and look at them. Then you can get silly string and rip the plastic off reeal quick and go back to an isle where you can shoot the silly string over it on to someone Ive done all this crap and never got caught once. YOU people might not think this is funny but when your actually there and that moment you hit someone you will laugh ur ass off. Dont be scared or act suspicious and always check around you at least three times before firing away. I HOPE YOU LIKE MY EGGS!!!!
BONGSMOKER
Aug 10, 2005 1:26 pm - i got another 1 find small items (condums,candys,under are,pantys)and stalk somone when they leave theye cart put everything in it if it is a girl and she leaves her purse in the cart throw everything in it and watch them when thyre paying and find everything or when they walk out and the alarm goes off it is histerical
De 13, 2005 2:49 pm - hahahahahha effing funny man... id totally do shit like that... also roll a thong or a guy thong up in a little ball and throw it into a random guy’s cart... awesome egg, man.