vandalize outside of house (mikecrasslike) im pimp like that
'what a dump' 
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Published: Aug 05, 2005 3:05 a.m.
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ok i wrote these in a thread and decided to share them with everyone, plus i wrote a couple more, and with more info
1.put vinegar on victims plants(its suppose to fuck up the plants and kill them)
2.look for the grey electrical box (if its outside the house and turn all the switches off , and if its locked pick the lock )
http://rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/900.html?keyword=lock+pick&ww_with=eggs&Submit=SEARCH+SITE different picks for different locks
3.steal/pour maple syrup/burn thier patio furniture
4.piss/shit/place dead animals in thier pools
5.place shitloads of fire ants in thier grass
6. get a hobo to drink with you on the porch, make him drink till he passes out, then strip the hobo naked, and in big letters write the name of whoever lives there on the hobo
7.ever seen those \"the host with the most\"comercials about ’natural male enhancement’, i thinks its called enzyte or something, anyways on the comercial there is a number for a free trial, order some in the guys name that way his parents will and or mailman will think wrong of him, and that he has a small dick or something.Or also have someone look out and steal the package before his family gets the mail then you can show it off at school , itll have his name and address
THAT NUBER IS 1 877 436 9983,ask for free trial
8. turn all the outside water faucets on (can usually be found at other end of water hose)
9.call police to inspect \"suspicious activities\" in the house, that way the police would come and hassle/break down door/and just annoy them
THAT NUMBER IS 911
10.place condoms everywhere full of jizz (half lotion half spit or water), or just plain glibb (lots of loogies)
11.If they have an outer working air conditioner, try
clogging it with leaves and stuff where it sucks the air, stuff a shitload of gravel sand or dirt and hope it gets into the one of the main pipes that way all the shit blows into the house
12.release thier pet and if it has a collar take it then call animal control center on the pet
(email me at got_adicted@hotmail.com or got_adicted@yahoo.com with your state and zip code and ill try to get you the number, or you can just call 411 )
well yeah.. FIGHT WAR, NOT WARS.. |
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 | Aug 05, 2005 4:31 am -
dont be hating |
 | Aug 05, 2005 4:45 am - What ??
What ?? |
 | Aug 05, 2005 5:59 am -
GAY EGG -1 |
| Aug 05, 2005 7:24 am -
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 | Aug 05, 2005 10:51 am -
Crappy egg, 2 for effort. Not very original ideas the average idiot could come up witht these ideas. |
 | Aug 05, 2005 11:25 am -
i get it like fight war like greenpeace
helpthe fight against wars don’t fight wars
gay egg 2for length |
 | A g 17, 2005 12:22 am -
3* |
 | Aug 21, 2005 2:49 am -
you aint no pimp-2***
i subtracted 2 for claming u’s a pimp |
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