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FUCKING ALRAMS!!!! (story)of(SuMMeXiCaN)

SuMMeXiCaN

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Published: Aug 06, 2005 8:36 p.m.
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lol. i hate fucking alarms. this is not an egg but its a story me and 1 freind did yesterday. well i here that if you break into the construction offices and the construction zones that they got alot of valubues. well heres the story

well first me and my freind got bored and decided to go out for a "walk" and explore a few places. and about 300yards away from my house we decided to look around at the construction zone. we werent suposed to be thier cause they had gates but we didnt give a fuck and we did it in brod daylight and across the street are some houses. and the office and right across the street from the houses. so we just wondered around looking for some stuff. i came across find a full role of "caution" tape. and i found a perfect size chain for whipping people with a nail at one side. we started wondering around and found a pipe about 1 foot in diameter and it was about 50 feet long. but the cool part was that it was about 10 feet underground and if you look threw 1 side you can see straigh threw to the end of the pipe. and i let my freind stay in one side and i ran to the other side and we started to have some fun. it was pretty funny because whenever we hid the pipe it some weird noises like lazers. so we fooled around that for like 10 minutes. then we wondered around and found some black thread fence and it was all roled up. so we just roled them down the hill. then we threw big ass rocks and watch em run over all the helpless plants lol. well we wondered around and then we decided that we should brake into the office building. so we checked for entrances. well thier were 2 doors and they were all locked and they also had a heavyduety master lock. and the door locks had mushroom pins(not easy to pick lock) so we looked around and even under the office and found that it was pretty torn up and weed probely make a hole big enough for us to go threw. but it would be too load. but then we saw the window and it had the guard thingy that was held on by 6 bigass screws. and i was screwen around with that for a while and found a way to take of the strainer thingy(to keep bugs out)and then i started to push against the window and i dunno why but it sudenly opened up. so then we knew how we could get in. so we pushed the window far enough to make it looked close and push the strainer thingy in plase. and we went home and brought the chain and caution tape along with us and hid them. then we rested for about 5 minutes and decided we should rob the office. so it was about 6:30 by then and we went to my room and got a backpack and put some tools in thier. so we then had to make plan and sign laungage sortoff. in fingers 1. ment some ones coming(in car also).2. means hurry up. 3 means someones coming on a bike or walk. 4. means get the fuck outa thier. so we took awhile and hid behind hill and stuff and managed to get to the office. so then we started unscreweing the nail while 1 of us kept watch. it took about 15 minutes cause the screws were fuckking huge. so once we got the screws we only left 1 screw so the bars are just hanging thier. so we put all my tools back in my backpack. and then i moved the window. and then thier was a fucking door write infront of the way. so i just pushed the door and DAM. that alarm was fucking load!!!! i grabed my shity handbackpack and ran as fast and we could away from the office. we litteretly ran 2 football feilds in 15 secs. it was hard to believe but i timed it lol. well we ran straigh away form the office across the whole construction zone and then we had to monewver our way threw about a 45 degree steep hill about 50 yards long. then we came up to a fence (still downhill) about a yard up high with barb wire(nails not razors) and we just took about 10 secs of break and i kick the little fence down and we started walking on the side of the road(at the end of the hill) and then we acted natural and about 10 cars went by. then we crossed the street and walked across al the cactus(thier little cactus balls) my freind sucked cause he had shorts on lol. well we got to acros the cactus field which is about 50 feet agian. and then we had to go up another 45 degree hill but it was alot longer. about 3/4 of a football field. so once we got to the top of the hill we went again threw a wooden fence and went up a 20 foot hill. and thier it was. my backyard and a bigass fence in the way. so we just threw the backpack over and hoped the fence and went straigh to my room and waited. about 5 minutes later we saw taht thier was the maneger and some other guy in the construction zone checking everything out. so, i did the breaking in yesterday and we 100% excaped. the reason why im suprised in the distance we ran in a short time. we ram like 2 or 3 football fields in the clear open daylight with nothing to cover our faces we ran all that in about 15 seconds. then we climbed down a hill and walk a while. then we went threw cactus fields and then we had to climb up a big ass hill and finaly home free. we ran so fast our legs are soor write know lol. well what i learned is that no matter how shitty the building lookks like they can always have a loud ass alarm lol

well atleast i stole some caution tape lol. got anyidea what i can do with it? well atleast you all know that no matter how crapy the building looks thier can always be an alarm. and a really load one too. you guys might think im stupid cause i did this in brod daylight and with no masks or anything but i dont gieve a fuck lol. we stil got the exitment.

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ILoveTitties
Aug 06, 2005 9:13 pm -
you better be careful what you break into because if you "dont gieve a fuck" you are going to get caught for something stupid.

sweetswede
Aug 06, 2005 9:27 pm -
cool that sux tho

Nikilwig
Aug 07, 2005 11:14 am -
You took my advice, eh? Well, that’s strange they usually don’t wire construction offices. Infact they NEVER do unless the building is very important. If you guys are interested in this I can show you my egg to teach you all about this shit.

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SuMMeXiCaN
Aug 08, 2005 2:16 am -
uhm....i dont think i took your advice. but they did have an alarm. and i live in a private place so i guess thats why. also thiers a jail about 4 miles away i can see from my hosue. and well the building that thier builing is a park i think

-ToMaShFoRd-
Aug 11, 2005 2:50 am -
Crap!

Redzion
Aug 15, 2005 2:10 pm -
great *5.. i fucking hate alarms me and feartheclown almost got caught by the cops breaking into a school

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