The Gr8est
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This is a group much like all other groups dedicated to certain members, but its better because it involves me. Note that all members get at least 4, count them FOUR 5* ratings, adding up to 20* overall, because as a gr8est you need to have a good rating. And if you already have a 3*+ then you’re half way there. You also get to be called gr8est, which is nice. In exchange you will worship me as a God.
Ye who wish to follow me must join, and i will rate you highly.
Remember the 10 commandments of this group:
1. I am the lord your God. Ye shall not have other Gods before me.
2. Ye shall not take the name of your God (me) in vain, though ye may use thegr8est in your title if you choose.
3. Ye shall not spam. Fear my wrath and the wrath of the mighty forum moderators.
4. If all else fails, stop using all else.
5. Ye must make a sacrafice of egg points to this group. This commandment is optional, but a useful way to buy yourself into my paradise.
6. Alternatively, sacrafice a lamb.
7.Remember to keep holy the sabbath, which shall be any day i am logged on. Ye shall not work on a saturday, for in 5 days the lord your God attended school, but on the 6th day God rested. Later that day he got drunk.
8. Just do it.
9. If that doesnt work, just undo it.
10. Be straight. Homosexuals will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Noobs will be blocked.
And so on and so forth.
Any questions? Of course not. Us gr8est know everything and have no need for questions. Join.
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Group Comments
 | Aug 16, 2005 10:58 am -
Anyone who joins will be a follower. In time, when i step down as God, one of you will take my place. |
 | Aug 18, 2005 3:37 pm -
i want to be pope |
| Aug 19, 2005 7:10 am -
um... ok, i hereby ordain you: Pope (insert name here). What about you, alpha, do you want to be a cardinal or something? |
| Aug 19, 2005 6:30 pm -
ya im pope do my biding all of you........um, wat is your religion? |
| Aug 19, 2005 6:30 pm -
^^^^^^ wats it called? |
| Aug 20, 2005 10:34 am -
erm... its called the.... ahhhhhhh..........
...... .....hmmmmmmmmmm....... this is difficult......... ok, new commandment: ye must think of a name. |
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