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About Esuom: I started out as a small sperm. While I was in the testicles I was picked on a lot so I decided that I had to get out. I sharpened my self up and when I was pushed out of the penis I seen the egg and quickly made a dive at it. I punctured the surface and began to wiggle myself into. When the other sperm saw that I was doing this they began to attack the egg and lower its power crystals. When the egg was almost out of power crystals I shot out my 900$ lazer pointer that I bought and burned a hole into the egg. Then I got bored of the lazer so I threw it out. I dived strong into the egg and popped through the hole. I began to grow... About 8 months, 28 days, 4 hours, 39 minutes, and ten seconds later I began the trip out. On the way I was attacked by the scooby doo aliens deep from the rectal planet, luckly I shot at them with a homeade gun attached where my penis was suppoused to be and they ran away. I almost was out when I seen a light, I remembered my mother sperm tell me that the light was where you go when you die, so I tried to turn around but I got caught on my tube. I struggled for minutes until finally giving up and letting them pull me out. Three years later I began school. I was macking with all the hoes, slapping their butts, feeling up on their mosquito bites, things like that. When the teacher spotted me giving it anal to a hoe by the seesaw she told the principal. I was kicked out of school and had to go to court. My parents, addicted to crack, left me at the park a day before the court day and headed to Texas. I was found by a family of Gypsies and they raised me until I was ten. In that time they taught me how to juggle, polka dance, split an atom, fight off ninjas, pistil whip that fucking rabbit that tried to steal our Lucky Charms, just the average Gypsie stuff. When I heard from a school kid that Gypsies had lice I killed all of them that I lived with. Since then I have been living under the floor boards in your house. I eat the crumbs that your leperchauns bring to me every fourth full moon when a zebra dies in Manhattan and Haileys Comet crashes to the Earth. Please drop more crumbs...

Location: Merrill Michigan

Hobbies: Sports, Urban Exploring, the Internet

Favorite Music: Everything except extremely hard rock.

Favorite Movies: Grind, The Ringer

Favorite TV Shows: Family Guy, The Simpsons,

Favorite Books: The Davinci Code was extremely good. That is my new favorite for the time being...

Last Visit: Dec 01, 2006 5:17 p.m.

Total Visits: 232 days

Time Online: 296 hrs 02 mins

Member Level: 7

Egg Points: 7945

Puzzle Pieces: E

Member Since: Aug 17, 2005

Rating: (61 votes)

Added as Favorite: 1 members

Esuom's Latest Forum Topics:

Nov 23	A myspace phishing question.	Updated Nov 23
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Nov 09	Urban Exploring Forum	Updated Nov 09
Oct 15	HTML Rating System	Updated Oct 15

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CabeloPintado	CabeloPintado - Oct 08, 2006 Dude, i love u and hate u at the same time. i love u cus ur awsome and i want to have buttsecks with you. i hate you cus i just wated hoo knows how long reading your profile. 192736845*

-Battery-	-Battery- - Jul 01, 2006 holy mo fo this dude is the man have you read his profile, dude is it enetertaining have fun and becarefull with lazers!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------- cya round some time dude

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