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(41 votes) Published: Aug 18, 2005 12:24 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 512 times
I felt the need to make another egg so here it goes.
1. Put alka seltzer in water fountains. (crumble up a tablet into a fine powder and put it in the faucet) People tend to freak out when the water foams like crazy.
2. Get jabenero peppers and dry them out and also put crush them into a fine powder. It can be used to make a very gnarly mace or can be slipped into food. Very effective since it’s the 3rd hottest pepper in the world i believe. Definitely hotter than jalepenos.
3. Rubbing alcohol in small doses as we all know will make someone shit and fart alot but if mixed with a tiny bit of dish soap such as palm olive it is really bad. If you eat dish soap it makes your asshole burn. So on top of the chronic shitting you have a flamin’ o-ring. I know for a fact the soap trick works because as a bartender you tend to deal with jerks who don’t tip and are just plain old douche bags. That’s the way you get them back. So always tip your bartender ;)
I did not c/p and i won’t for myself so don’t be a dick. I can understand if you don’t like number all that much but cmon 3 is just awesome. Vote generously :)
Aug 18, 2005 12:35 pm - how small is "small doses" exactly? too much isopropyl alcohol makes you go blind and then you die. i dont want to be responsible for that. but i would like to make someones asshole burn like a motherfucker as they get their "colon cleansed"....hehehe
Feb 04, 2008 1:36 pm - idiot its spelled habenero and its the hottest pepper in the world 5*- no
the habenero is defintitely not the hottest pepper in the world. its the red savina, and the bhut jolokia