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(307 votes) Published: Aug 23, 2005 6:34 p.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 2962 times
Make your very own Poopsicle
This will tell you how to make your very own poopsicle. Yes, i said poop... You can use this valuable information to get back at your friends or enimies. Beware, if they found out that you did this prepare to get your ass beat.
Materials:
1)Fudgesicles any brand will be fine.
2)An ice cube tray
3)Dog or human feces
4)Toothpicks
Procedure:
1. Take your fudgesicles and melt them in the microwave on defrost for 30 seconds. Stir and repeat if nesissary.
2. When they are melted into a liquid, separate half the fudge goo into 2 halves. Take one half an add your poo to it. Mix it up a lot,(use gloves). Leave the other half alone.
3. Take your ice cube tray and divide it in half. Pour the poo half in the right side and the regular batch in the left. Make a little mark with a permanent marker to help you distinguish the two.
Now once that is done. take saran wrap and stretch it over the entire thing. Now you can take your toothpicks and stab one in the middle of every cube hole in the tray. PUt it in the freezer and turn it on full blast for about an hour or two.
When your victims come over say your mom made these sweet popsicles and they kick ass, you grab one from the left side and block it with your hand and offer tthem te right side. they will take it and start eating as you do. It is hilarious to see the look on their face when you show them the video tape of you mixing the batch!
J n 18, 2006 8:28 am - umm....... If someone is crazy enough to evan handle shit or dog shit..... THEY SHOULD BE PUT IN DA BLOODY LOONEY BIN!!!! i mean people adding shit to meals and then feeding it to their wanker of an ex-wife/husband for revenge... dats ok.... btw.... wtf is the point in this.... surly it would smell too much.... and i wouldnt evan put it in my damn freezer
Apr 29, 2006 2:46 pm - Wohwawhiwa!! This is so sich man but so damn fuckimg funny... yust can image how a fucking fat asshole like bender is eating that Shitice!!! So fuuuuun! 5*
Oct 26, 2006 5:20 am - it’s sick but really good to get back at someone, i did it to my ex when he was a complete arse and all that, and his face when he tried it was fuckin hilarious, seriously.
Jan 10, 2007 1:59 pm - i feel like holding a letter down sorry wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ow look at that "e" go eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Feb 27, 2008 6:26 pm - ever hear that comedy skit about hot pockets? "hey! lets take poptarts and fill them with disgusting meat!!!"
"charl s,that’s sick.......get to work on it right away".......
this makes me say....wellll.....ummmmm
quot;that’s sick, i’ll get to work on it right away"
5* for you =P
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