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(63 votes) Published: Aug 26, 2005 12:28 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1450 times
ok here are some really fun things to do, i havent tried all of them but most of them i have and i plan on doing.
Paintball fun-
for this you will need 2 or more people, get some really good paintball guns, put on the long barrel, and put the fps all the way up, now, one of you have to go on the roof of your house, behind the chimmney or something, then the other person hide about 8 house down, and the third if oyu have one go hide behind a big tree or under a deck or something, make sure you all have the same paintballs and have all black on or really good camo and make sure this is at night, Now probbaly every neighbor hood has the cool people that smoke drugs and vandalize stuff and hang out in a group of 8 or more and they like to start fights with people who are alone or with only 2 people, now wait till they come out to smoke drugs, just watch them for a bit, maybe 20 hours so they are all messed up by then, then start shooting at them, so so fast though, shoot at them and hit one person, wait a couple a minutes then shoot them again, then repeat untill the start to run away and cry then start rapid firing on them and making them cry and then go celebrate by having a nice tea party.
how to get back and vandals-
this is only for people who know where they live and that have had cars or something like that vandalized.
now whait till the middle of the night, and have full camo on, including a mask, take your strongest fire crackers and some really strong duct tape and tape about 10 firecrackers to the hood of their car, connect all the fuses with a string or something like that, and light it, so all the firecrackers will go off at the same time and leave a big ass dent in the hood, slach the tires, take a ball of somesort and soak it in super glue and shove it up the exhaust pipe and make it go in really far by hitting it with a baseball bat and accidently hit the back window and and stuff.
then if you have anyfireworks, somehow get on top of the house and drop some fireworks down the chimmney or smoke bombs, if you have any stink bombsput some in the vaccumm things that open when you vacuumm and are on the out side of the house, shove some stink bombs or smoke bombs up them and duct tape the little vaccuum flap thing shut...
also to get back at a theif or to catch one, get an old bike, and loosen all of the bolts and stuff, put it out side your house, and wait till some one takes it and they will start riding away when u yell at them, the bike should start to shake and wiggle a lot but the theifs are to stupid to know whats happeneing, so when they start going fast the bike will faLL apart peice by peice or all at once, or u can take a long rope and tie it to a light post and to the seat and they will steal it and get thrown when the bike is yanked back..
have fun, and give those people what they diserve
Aug 26, 2005 12:50 pm - actually no, they deserve it becuase they damaged your stuff for no purpose, so its fair, if they didnt, it would be vandalizing, and this is in revenge in the egg directory
Aug 26, 2005 2:01 pm - hahah these are good, but ive thought of these before. my egg on locking someone out is better than these, but these still deserve a 5*
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