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(129 votes) Published: Aug 28, 2005 10:18 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 3723 times
I throw alot of parties and I get in the habit of fucking with people when I get drunk. Here are some funny things to do and say to people
When ever somebody asks "where is the bathroom?" --point to the bathroom door and tell them which one it is, but stop them before they walk to it and provide extra directions for finding it.
tell them: "go through that door (which is actually the bathroom door), go up the spiral stairs to the third, no wait, the second floor, go down the hallway and the bathroom door will be the (pretend to count on your fingers) 5, 6, 7, 8th, yeah it will be your eighth door on the left"
-This prank is alot funnier when you live in a little one story house.
and it’s a funny thing to do to girls because it gives you a chance to talk to her later on and have a good laugh and a conversation starter.
get the bathroom theives people will steal your expensive cologne if you have a big party, hide your cologne and pre5cription pills.
--fill up an old empty bottle of expensive cologne with rubbing alcohol, bleach water, piss, pepper spray, whatever and leave it in your medicine cabinate for theives to steal.
trick the beer bumbs people are quick to grab beer from a fridge that isn’t theirs, everybody does it so don’t get them to bad.
--fill up some empty beer bottles with water and leave them in the fridge or on a counter inside of a box. for an extra kick, make it salt water or pickle juice.
the classic toga prank for your gullable friend --tell one of your stupid friends that the party is a toga party. It is funny as hell when they walk in the door wearing a toga and nobody else is.
fill up an old empty bottle of expensive cologne with rubbing alcohol, bleach water, piss, pepper spray, whatever and leave it in your medicine cabinate for theives to steal.
People always steal my god damned cologne, so this is perfect for it! People actually dont usually steal it, they just spray it on, to see if its worth it, to steal, but then they will smell like my pizz!!!!
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