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(21 votes) Published: Feb 10, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 114 times
Hey this is a pretty cool joke to pull out on some god**n asphalt road cruisin thru the woods. It’s best to perform this prank at night because visibility will be a motherf**kin factor in the joke’s effectiveness. Hell, try to do it on a foggy night if you can. Getcha one of those motherf**kin cardboard standups of fredy krueger or Mr. T or pamela anderson lee from a novelty store at the mall like Spencer’s. Then take a trip to tha hardware store and buy a few god**n 2x4’s and some nails and string and what not. Go back to yo f**kin crib and get to work god**n it! First ya gotta make ya a base of some kind to support your c**ksuckin’ fredy krueger standup. Thats’s what those f**kin 2x4’s are for a**hole! do a good f**kin job makin it so it don’t blow over in the mothaf**kin wind god**n it! It’s gotta be able to move sideways in the road w/out fallin over, so figure out tha f**kin math ok!? Den yo gotta attach the string to the side of the base, use two lengths of mothaf**kin string about 15-20 ft. long. Secure one string to the bottom of tha base and anotha near the god**n top, d**head! Make sure tha string is like real heavy duty man. Test yo contraption out in the driveway to see if tha mothaf**ka works. It should be easy to pull from side to side w/ out tippin over. Better yet ,put some cheap az wheels on it so it’ll roll. Tack your god**mn cardboard standup to tha base and your ready for some mischief. Pickya a spot out on tha highway where the road twists and turns a lot and it’s hard to see around turns and corners. Set up yo contraption of death by tha side of da mothaf**kin road you a**wipe! Den make sure ya got the strings in yo hands and go to the otha side of tha road and hide in da god**n bushes. Listen for some f**kin cars comin up. Get ready! Pull on da strings as soon as the motherf**ker drives up so as to position tha standup out in da midle of der road. The desired effect is for tha stupid-ass driver to swerve offa der road to avoid tha wrath of Fredy Krueger and spare his life! Maybe tha c**ksuker will keep on a drivin, maybe he’ll get out of tha car and try to find y’all an bust a cap in yo ass cause you made him sh** his f**kin pants. Anyways, just run fo your life to be safe. Then, if tha mothaf**ka hasn’t confiscated tha contraption, get back in tha bushes an do it again you f**kin p***y!!!! Provides hours of entertainment for tha whole god**n family.
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