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OK THIS IS A CLASSIC.GOTO A BURGER JOINT WITH SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS AND ORER BURGERS. WHEN YOU GET THE BURGERS, SQUIRT SOME KETCHUP ONTO THE SHIRT OF YOUR FRIEND AND HE WILL HAVE TO GOTO THE BATHROOM TO CLEAN HIMSELF OFF. WHEN HE GONE, TAKE THE HALF OF THE BUN WITH NOTHING ON IT AND BLOW YOUR NOSE. IF YOU FORGOT TO WIPE EARLIER, YOU BETTER WIPE YOUR ARSE BECAUSE IT MOMRE THAN LIKELY SMELLS LIKE YOUR MOMS TWAT. NOW WHEN HE GETS BACK, TELL HIM THE BURGERS ARE GREAT AND WATHC HIM EAT THE DRIPPY BURGER YOU #*@!ING SHYTFACE, ILL KILL YOU (MAYBE I DONT KNOW YET)